CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

JJ's five awful children.

[juliajoy]

Ivy! Senior Ribbonfin. Please do not distract her from midterms with your kisses.
Clementine! Junior Ebonhide. Be prepared to have a lot of fun and also be scared most of the time.
Reece! Junior Azurcrest. Do you like weird little gadgets? He made you a weird little gadget.
Todd! Sophomore Coppertale. Get ready to Bonnie and Clyde it in his 1992 Toyota Corolla.
Ariadne! Sophomore Ebonhide. Ice Queen's defrosting. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Reece is probably straight and I've decided Ariadne is probably gay but I'll do ANYONE FOR ANY OF THEM.

EDIT Editing comments is so much fun

[okkay]

sorry for the novel, apparently our children are intertwined across several dimensions

IVYY
Timeline where Wilde & Ivy never broke up and are still dating wtf :s (he's quietly angsting about her graduation)
Re Z: maybe Ivy's baby bisexual crisis happened earlier at school due to an encounter at the Grotto, leading to roomie awkwardness

CLEM
We discussed Wilde and Clem kinda one time
They probably started dating at Ilvermorny ?? and then just like fell apart together
As of right now in-game they are probably dead
(also If this game had a fandom you know there'd be rarepair shorts about Z and Clem hooking up via Gooseberry practice or something)

ARIADNE
Wilde could have randomly started fixating on her after their bizarre interaction during winter break
I imagine she'd just toy with him or lead him on for fun/gain of some kind
& he'd be okay with playing her little henchman until she finally escaped from Gooseberry

Re: JJ's five awful children.

[kasnotkas]

newt steals ari's jewelry again and she has to go talk to kurt.

as they kiss at their wedding, the camera zooms into the ring-bearing niffler (it took 20 minutes to pry the rings out of his hands but at least they knew he wouldn't lose them) and he winks. this was his plan all along.

Re: JJ's five awful children.

[peachbiscuit]

Omg can we do a Vee and Clem one?!

[baobabble]

Ree
Isaiah
Saira
Gabi

[baobabble]

OH Isaiah is gay so only boys.

Other than that whatever whatever

ALEX

[thisisalex]

Nate D. Raccoon, Senior Ebonnerd. In reality he will only allow himself to like girls, despite going to Gaysberry. He is also super awkward.
Riley Gae Stamper, Junior Azurbabe, gay as fuck, used to bang Casey freshman year before she was like, "ugh k guess even you ain't gonna do it for me."
Rosy, The Second Tallest Stoker Twin, Junior Ribblefibble, str8 as far as I know.
Robin, of the Youngblood Clan, Senior Copperdick, way more asexual than even I intended, not very romantic either.
Jeffy, the Only One With a Soul, Sophomore Azurbro, lmao idfk

I give no fucks who they get with in this crazy mixed up crack world, come at me.

Re: ALEX

[kasnotkas]

nate and quinn date for an entire year before anybody realizes because they spend all their time in the library, and there's no place for shenanigans in the library

Kay

[okkay]

Z, senior Ribbonfin
Laurel, senior Azurcrest
Wilde, junior Ebonhide

Z is probably pan
Laurel has no idea wtf is up
Wilde is "straight" but I think if he met the right Person (puke) he'd swing swing from the tangles of my heart

so basically NO RULES NO LIMITS

[meeeehemma]

ferris and wilde end up going 'eh' at each other and saying fuck the world while wearing black and scribbling in their journals over the horribleness of human existence. neither realizes they are in a relationship during the entire thing.

[torturedartist]

Chris Park
Olivia Sanchez
Solomon Webb
Teo Diaz

I give no fucks about sexuality, tho Solomon is almost definitely straight but idk (And Olivia is also definitely as straight as a circle so)

[meeeehemma]

trixie and chris would have an epic like few years marriage with her finally killing him because he overreached his role as minion.

Emma

[meeeehemma]

All of mine are straight, weird right? Also hi.

Ferris
Katya
Trixie
Ras

50% of them would never notice they are in a relationship. Have fun with that.

Re: Emma

[10billionghosts]

Xavier is charmed by Trixie's neverending smoothie options and falls in love.

[gezellige]

Frankie Noble : Probably an Actual Disney Princess™
Roxie Barringer : Enjoys Casual Strolls on Thin Ropes
Bash Lacroix : Needs More Than Six Words to Be Clever (... Sorry)

Frankie would say she's straight, but lord only knows. Roxie doesn't mind either way. Bash likes girls - but he like-likes boys. But who cares what their opinions are, let's be real here.

[10billionghosts]

Xavier approaches Roxie for some lessons in daring do and it's all downhill from there.

[gooddogs]

jj said im not allow to sleep until meme so hi its cameron-the-player i play ulysses quayle (ebonhide jr), cassius holcolm (coppertale soph) and technically for 1 whole day mercedes estrada (azurecrest sr)

there are no rules in crackshipping use em for anythin g ill brb in 6 hours

[torturedartist]

Chris and Ulysses

And then chris makes it weird, by continuing to call him son even after they hook up. And probably for the rest of his life.

Marin

[threatens]

Mina Tran, Ebonhide senior. Semi-closeted lesbian. Slowly becoming less in denial about it.
Ravi Dhaliwal, Ribbonfin senior. Bisexual. Deep dark secret: if you're his friend, he's contemplated crushing on you at least once before firmly friendzoning you in his mind.
Sy Stoker, Coppertale junior. Asexual heteromantic, although he may have wiggle room on the romantic orientation after graduation.
Micah St. Clair, Azurcrest sophomore. Bi/pan/LABEL-FREE and will not be tied down!!!!

I will discuss crackships of any gender combo tho, it's totally cool with me. C:

[meeeehemma]

katya and sy end up having a bizarre relationship after finding out that katya really does like being chased by masked men with knives. it lasts for a few weeks until katya trips over her own feet and falls off of azurcliff. the end.

kas x3

[kasnotkas]

Quinn Cunningham, established fandom bicycle
Casey Patterson, bro
Kurt Wolfhart, marshmallow

USE THEM FOR EVERYTHING. quinn's mostly straight but idgaf, casey's into everybody, and kurt's sexuality is a ? followed by a shrugmoji followed by "oh and chloe"

[meeeehemma]

after katya and quinn work their way though the coppertale and ebonhide dorms realize it was all just a cover for their real love for each other.

also they ran out of boys in the school after going after all of them so they had no real other choice and figured this was good enough.

Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

Diego Morales, that weepy guitar playing glasses guy. Bisexual.
Rafael Ramirez, everyone's faaaaaavorite prefect. Says he's gay, actually bi/pan with a notable preference for guys.
Reid Wainwright, swan prince. Demiromantic pansexual.
Mackenzie Prince, awful girl. Bisexual.
Calvin Evercreech, reformed Slytherin bully. Gay.

BUT I WILL DISCUSS ALL KINDS OF CRACKSHIPS, NO LIMITS. ♥

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

AU where gooseberry is actually a CLAMP manga. Dimi/Calvin. I'm sorry I'll go to my room.

Jenny

[10billionghosts]

Xavier Lewis, already in a crackship. Gray ace. Birdsexual.
New Kid, aka Dimi Evercreech. Pansexual.

Crack me up. Open to anything.

Re: Jenny

[kasnotkas]

bird is the word

Lyss!

[helplyss]

Leo Fiori Mostly a turtle. Also, bisexual, probably
Addy Foster-HayesMostly Straight, but she is not narrow so throw things at her
Ferdie Ayers: Allergic to love. THROW THINGS AT HIM TOO

Re: Lyss!

[kasnotkas]

leo offers to help quinn learn how to become a more balanced, and thus effective, beater. quinn thinks it's bullshit, but at least it's a reason to hit some bludgers, so she's in.

quinn falls off her broom AND falls for leo at the same time.

they date for a week or something and it's a bad idea

Rin

[prowler]

Asher (with bonus gif): Bi . That weird newspaper kid.
Hazel: Straight. Spazface cheerleader.
Jaime: Actually bi lol. Really awkward about boys.
Garrett: Gay. Literally has about 0 time away from Gavin so good luck.

Since these are crackships tho DO WHATEVER WITH THEM .

Re: Rin

[kasnotkas]

how many times is jaime weird around casey before he launches himself on the coppertale? i vote 6.

hey guys i'm here!

[cricketandjesse]

Cricket swings both ways.

Jesse is the straightest straight boy on earth, but I'm willing to cook up a reason for any crackship.

Re: hey guys i'm here!

[kasnotkas]

look neither is my character but jesse/xavier otp
they're weird
they're not graceful
they love food

idgaf if they're not romantic and all they do is swap taco recipes

[sylla]

UGH FINE WHATEVER now that I only have the most comfortably spinster character left

Sylla Borgin, 💁

[baobabble]

Gabi.

I have no plan for this other than 'literal sunshine' + 'weird goth blondie' = best ship ever.

The end.

Katie

[ollinsong]

Rin requested this icon. How could I say no?

Cecil! Senior Azurcrest. Sweet, bee-keeping Head Boy. Must be allowed to dote. Gay. Sorry Kenzie ladies.
Casper! Junior Ebonhide. Angry, snake-talking prefect with perfect hair. Straight. Probably. That's what his app says.
Cole! Sophmore Ribbonfin. Wunderkind, artist, and total space cadet. Bisexual. Emotional connection required before he will notice anyone that way.
Ty! Senior Coppertale. Upbeat and endlessly energetic cheer captain. Can romance in three languages and counting. Straight.
Gavin! Ebonhide Sophomore. Talented musician, charming socialite, and overbearing twin. Bisexual. No CLAMP AUs.

Re: Katie

[prowler]

It's the best Casper icon

Manx!!!

[thisismanx]

Ursula, prissy new money heiress.
Essie, obsessed with cute older boys and making magical robots.
Sun-mi, dragon-wrangling ballerina.
Jacob, awkward wannabe bro.

They're all pretty bisexual except Essie, but she would experiment so WHATEVER!!

and i need to go get cat food now before this adorable hellion destroys everything in my apartment :c

Re: Manx!!!

[10billionghosts]

Dimi remembers Jacob's name, what could possibly come next?

Callie's Brood....come at me!

[peachbiscuit]

Vee
Ryan
Milo
Ana
Marilyn

*Ryan and Milo are pretty firmly in the straight category, although it's less important/strict for Milo lol Come at me!

Re: Callie's Brood....come at me!

[geokinetically]

Ryan and Penny forever in my heart 😭

[geokinetically]

Penelope - Coppertale Senior, overall downer.
Avery - Ribbonfin Junior, Quidditch Captain, girly girl!
Isabelle - Ebonhide Sophomore, anxious mess.

Crack 'em!

[okkay]

Penny and Z actually ended up dating
which is semi problematic but probably really cute lmao

OT3 TIMELINE

Also
Avery and Z!! Captain + player viiibes

Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[dogspotting]

Levi Senior Azurcrest. Trash king. Panromantic Homosexual. Thirsty 24/7 and needs constant attention. Will flirt with other people just for the sake of flirting and lowkey likes jealousy. He'll try to skirt around actual cheating by initiating physical fights with other men.

Maggie Senior Ebonhide. Mom friend. Homosexual. Will be the most doting and loyal partner, but she's prone to jealousy. She'll waste other people's time by being indecisive and weighing her romantic options, but she hates having her own time wasted.

Ennis Junior Ribbonfin. Weird kid. Panromantic, demisexual. He'll make a Sim of you in the Sims 3 and you two will have a way more passionate romance than anything he could offer in real life. Might leave you for an actual monster.

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[kasnotkas]

casey and levi get suspended because they spend all their time getting rowdy and none of it going to class.

Cheryl's Chars

[iliekrp]

Chloe Shepherd, RF JR, squishiest marshmallow, instigator of "say something nice" anon post
Tess Noble, CT SR, sjw with a capital W, looking for a pretty lady to sweep off her feet but awk at flirting
Cameron Carney, EH JR, he's not annoying he's just HIGH ENERGY. Lookin' for a lady to RAZZLE DAZZLE
Fern Mufferaw, CT SM, brand new sarcastic plaidbaby

[meeeehemma]

chloe and trixie run off together in a sexless marriage and write fanfiction and create costumes forever.

tess and trixie end up locked in a battle between good and evil finally looking at themselves and realizing they aren't so different

katya and cam blind each other in a glitter accident and end up having to take care of each other and train small animals to bring them things as they are blind

ferris and fern go through life hating everything together and making sarcastic statements until one gets bored of the other.