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CRACKSHIPS MEME

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.

Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."

From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

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Asher (with bonus gif): Bi . That weird newspaper kid.
Hazel: Straight. Spazface cheerleader.
Jaime: Actually bi lol. Really awkward about boys.
Garrett: Gay. Literally has about 0 time away from Gavin so good luck.

Since these are crackships tho DO WHATEVER WITH THEM .

how many times is jaime weird around casey before he launches himself on the coppertale? i vote 6.

< 6 if they ever land on each other in spin the bottle/7MiH

Bash continues to tell Garrett that he's the prettier twin every time he loiters around Ebonhide. It's totally joking. (It totally isn't joking.) This is a completely ineffective method of seduction. So he eventually just goes with: 'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CRACKER, GAVIN. GO AWAY FOR A MINUTE. I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER. (IF IT IS OKAY WITH HIM, CONSENT IS IMPORTANT.)'

lollllll, Gavin is like the hillbilly dad with a shotgun when someone wants to date his daughter. They can have make out times when they're on prefect rounds since it's the only time they get minus Gavin. Garrett refuses to acknowledge this is a thing.

Bash would write so many confused letters home to his sister. Like: ariel, what the fuck. identical twins make no sense. like - they get super mad when their twin makes out with people? dude, PLEASE go out there. make out with people. you are a butterfly - and butterflies are free to fly, ariel. FREE TO FLY. (ps: how do you make boys like you? seriously, what the fuck.)

I'm sorry Bash it is confusing they are not fun twins to try to date.

FLY FREE ARIEL, FREEEEE. I hope she'd have some choice advice for getting boys to like him

Bash is always confused. Perpetually. But hey. He'd be confused with bonus make outs! So - awesome!

I feel like Ariel is the most blunt human being on the planet. Bash has stolen all of the words in the world. Her reply is just: Nut up, Guppy. Tell Thing One to chill. Tell Thing Two to plant one on you or fuck off. PS - Tell Gabi I still love her better than I love you. ♥

It's all about them bonus makeouts

Bash plz hurry up and like someone so Ariel can canonly tell you to nut up omg

Also she does not provide the worst advice in terms of the twins

It really is. Bonus makeouts make ALL the difference. Bonus, scandalous prefect makeouts are probably better. That's telenovela level shit. There's even TWINS. SO GOOD. Be still his heart.

Ariel probably tells him this on the regular.

She is also a relationship genius.

BETRAYAL. :|

(He's getting his shot gun.)

That only makes it MORE DRAMATIC.

Also, this is very respectful making out. He'll have him home before curfew. ... mostly because they both enforce curfew.

You know what's better than respectfully making out with his brother, Bash? NOT MAKING OUT WITH HIS BROTHER. :|

that probably isn't at all true, dude. just, y'know - objectively speaking in an entirely objective manner.

Gavin really needs to figure out how to load that shot gun.

I'm sure Bash has watched enough TV that they could reasonably figure out how to do that. Though it'd be counterproductive for him.

So like. I can't crackship Ana and Hazel?!

NO WAY crackship away because obvs they are married

Laurel spontaneously kisses Chef Asher during senior bonding
CRACKIEST: Pickle tries to set them up while he's in cat form

Bahahaha they are ridiculous nerds together it's pretty adorable. Also omg it's Chef Laurel

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo Pickleeeee

THE BRAVEST THING PICKLE HAS EVER DONE

Even if Pickle weren't a scaredy cat It takes a lot of courage to try to set up your owner with that guy who gave you a pep talk as a cat

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