CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

Katie

[ollinsong]

Rin requested this icon. How could I say no?

Cecil! Senior Azurcrest. Sweet, bee-keeping Head Boy. Must be allowed to dote. Gay. Sorry Kenzie ladies.
Casper! Junior Ebonhide. Angry, snake-talking prefect with perfect hair. Straight. Probably. That's what his app says.
Cole! Sophmore Ribbonfin. Wunderkind, artist, and total space cadet. Bisexual. Emotional connection required before he will notice anyone that way.
Ty! Senior Coppertale. Upbeat and endlessly energetic cheer captain. Can romance in three languages and counting. Straight.
Gavin! Ebonhide Sophomore. Talented musician, charming socialite, and overbearing twin. Bisexual. No CLAMP AUs.

Re: Katie

[prowler]

It's the best Casper icon

Re: Katie

[10billionghosts]

Xavier and Casper realize that they have the best hair in the school and literally no one else can compete so they have to pair off.

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

SOUNDS LEGIT.

Re: Katie

[10billionghosts]

Vanity is def the foundation of a strong, long lasting relationship.

Re: Katie

[rosaecrucis]

Look at that model pout

Re: Katie

[kasnotkas]

quinn DOES cover rafael's rounds and she and casper spend the first night arguing.
the second night is a shouting match that ends with confessions on both sides about being angry all the time.
the third night is awkwardly opening up to one another
etc. etc. etc.

anyway then casper shares his hair-care secrets.

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

That would be the most volatile relationship. High highs and low lows and constantly on-again/off-again. Sorry, every other prefect!

The real secret is that he has no hair-care secrets. It just falls that way after he brushes it out. And everyone hates him.

Re: Katie

[kasnotkas]

and they would take it out on EVERYBODY.

the reason they eventually break up is that quinn is too jealous of casper's perfect hair every morning and she just can't stand it anymore.

a cabin probably burns down in the process.

ETA: their relationship is labeled a Weapon of Mass Destruction by the DOD. the government planted the "your hair is too perfect" idea in quinn's head.

when they break up, this is also a contributor to how quinn and robin get together; she spills her suspicions about the government's involvement to robin, and he finally found someone that understands his (anti-)political views.

Re: Katie

[rosaecrucis]

Diego stopped sabotaging himself with Cecil for 5 minutes and ended up telling him The Truth. Somebody cries. Possibly both of them.

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

Is that really a crackship? That was like...one comment away from happening. XD

Probably both of them. ♥ Good tears? I'm hoping it would've been good tears.

Re: Katie

[rosaecrucis]

It was a near miss BUT FOR THE BETTER. Now they both have their dream beaus. ♥

Yes, def good tears. Diego would make it very dramatic. His love confessions are 0 to 60. No asking them out and seeing how it goes, just two months of pining and then I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. Which... everyone he's dated has probably endured. It's stressful romantic?

Re: Katie

[prowler]

Firmly behind the cuteass fluff that is Diego/Cecil

Re: Katie

[peachbiscuit]

Hey Cole is like me! (In the emotional connection before noticing thing lol)

Re: Katie

[okkay]

Laurel joins cheer and she and Ty bond
They are insufferable

Re: Katie

[juliajoy]

too much sparkle in one location. the universe implodes

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

All the better if Ty went Azurcrest instead of Coppertale (which he almost did). They're on cheer squad since freshman year and encourage each other constantly and the sparkly enthusiasm is overwhelming. No other cheer squad can match them.

Re: Katie

[prowler]

Ty and Hazel would be the worst couple if they were the same age

Also Hazel would conceivably try to date Cole because she thinks he's adorable and then a week in she'd be like: ugh wait no this is boring af

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

NO CLAMP AUS, RIN. THEY ARE CLEARLY BROTHER AND SISTER. (But yes. Yes, they would. XD)

Cole would definitely bore poor Hazel to tears. He's cute, but not her speed and does not like being pushed off of things or punched in the shoulder or called a loser all the time. :(

[dogspotting]

levi keeps flirting with sweet and shy cecil for two years until he finally gives in and decides to date him.




... wait

[ollinsong]

SOUNDS FAMILIAR, SOMEHOW.

Re: Katie

[gezellige]

Ty actually runs away and joins the circus. Becomes very successful acrobat. Roxie's father is mostly just delighted that she knows actual humans that aren't assholes.

Re: Katie

[helplyss]

After Casper and Addy come to an understanding about her little sister stalking him, they spend the rest of the year hiding from her sister~

Re: Katie

[iliekrp]

Tess and Cecil have a marriage of convenience, where they jointly own and run a nationally famous bakery.

Cameron and Casper. Cameron realizes there're more to love about Casper than his hair.

Re: Katie

[ollinsong]

AMAZING. This would clearly be the best bakery~ Can Cecil still keep bees for fresh honey, Tess? Fresh honey is key.

But will you give up glitter for him, Cameron? That's the real question.