CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

[okkay]

sorry for the novel, apparently our children are intertwined across several dimensions

IVYY
Timeline where Wilde & Ivy never broke up and are still dating wtf :s (he's quietly angsting about her graduation)
Re Z: maybe Ivy's baby bisexual crisis happened earlier at school due to an encounter at the Grotto, leading to roomie awkwardness

CLEM
We discussed Wilde and Clem kinda one time
They probably started dating at Ilvermorny ?? and then just like fell apart together
As of right now in-game they are probably dead
(also If this game had a fandom you know there'd be rarepair shorts about Z and Clem hooking up via Gooseberry practice or something)

ARIADNE
Wilde could have randomly started fixating on her after their bizarre interaction during winter break
I imagine she'd just toy with him or lead him on for fun/gain of some kind
& he'd be okay with playing her little henchman until she finally escaped from Gooseberry

[juliajoy]

IVY/WILDE i have nothing to add to this except that she definitely calls him Jonny

IVY/Z NEVER DATE YOUR ROOMMATE but I bet if they actually did date Z would chill Ivy out a lot and she probably needs that

CLEM/WILDE are definitely dating in darkest timeline but i imagine them to be like. cute hot messes. they probably get in trouble for punching a lot. clem probably hates sy and chris in this timeline. GOOSEBERRY BATTLE ROYALE. they have somehow not been kicked off the quidditch team, because "we value our quidditch players too much" - gooseberry motto

CLEM/ZOEY okay look i'm notorious for getting overinvested in f/f rarepair ships so if it were a tv show i'd probably be the clem/z shipper and jeffy/micah would be the background ship in all my fics of them

ARI/WILDE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO MUCH BUT IT'S LIKE HILARIOUS TO ME SORRY. They have a random bonding moment over winter break and start hanging out bc they both decide they're better than everyone else probably. Ari sticks around next year but like not because of him. it's whatever. after he graduates/she goes back to Hogwarts they write each other increasingly ridiculous love letters because they're both secretly prone to awful purple prose and overwrought metaphors

[okkay]

oh no :'c he hates and loves it ew

it's true actually
they get high together and hold hands when no one is looking because they don't want to weird people out

OKAY yes
in my mind darkest wilde has no poetry outlet for his weirdness so he is Extreme Mean
clem only encourages this

oh my god haha
OH NO JEFFY/MICAH that is adorable :c

wilde saves up to go to england but by then they've built this shit up too much and there's no way real life will compare to the expectations created by those letters BUT THEY'RE IN TOO DEEP NOW

[juliajoy]

Clem was like "poetry's fuckin' lame dude let's go kick nerds"

Get ready for my upcoming z/clem fic where they lose the big game and make out in the locker room

Ari and Wilde go to Diagon Alley and eat ice cream in awkward silence

[okkay]

in this timeline i feel like wilde actually is way better at quidditch though
so there's that

what song lyrics are you going to pull the title from

this is actually really sad :C lmao
he tries to say he loves her but he can't
and yet

[juliajoy]

keep you on my side by CHVRCHES (and now i'm picking songs for all these crackships uh oh)

ALL OF MY CHARACTERS ARE AWFUL FOR WILDE i'm so sorry i love that boy but apparently i exist to antagonize him