CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

[dogspotting]

levi, after throwing away his quidditch career and deciding to become a musician instead, is struggling for money because nobody wants to listen to a hobgoblins cover band. he invites himself to live in a tent in ras's backyard and eats all the spaghetti os in ras' pantry.

[meeeehemma]

I thought we were supposed to do crackships not reality.

[dogspotting]

and then one night there's severe weather and ras invites him inside. instead of taking one of the 203984903284 bedrooms in his house, levi makes himself at home and crawls into ras's bed. they spoon for warmth. levi smells vaguely of wet dog and spaghetti os.

[meeeehemma]

Both things that Ras is used to smelling. Will Levi also bring along a random friend who may or may not be homeless that Ras never meets?

[thisisalex]

Only if you give that random potentially homeless friend a pet cat to smother with anxiety

[meeeehemma]

Pretty sure that finding animals is not difficult in that house of magic.

[dogspotting]

can levi continuously badger his potentially homeless friend to live in a tent with him in ras's backyard?

[thisisalex]

Only if they don't use lamps on shabbat

[dogspotting]

do wands count? LOOPHOLE!!!

[thisisalex]

IF IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LETTER OF THE LAW THEN IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW, YOU'RE FUCKING GOLDEN

[dogspotting]

SHOOTS OFF SPARKLERS FROM TIP OF WAND, HELL YEA

since they're both jewish, they both have an impressive collection of socks so their feet will never get cold/levi will never have to see a disgusting bare foot ever. the novelty of making fun of hanukkah is gone. socks are fucking great.

[meeeehemma]

...can trixie come over for a sparkler fight?

[dogspotting]

y e s

she has to wear a dumb hat tho


(ugh maybe i'm biased but that was one of my fav ic/oocs tbh :( IT WAS SO LIGHTHEARTED AND GOOD.)

[meeeehemma]

um yeah totally. where would she be without a dumb hat?

it was so much fun in a dying game! old man cash living it up all happy like.

[dogspotting]

you could say we went out with a bang

[meeeehemma]

...yes yes we could. my activity tracker for the month or so i came back just was insane. i was all up in them plots or just annoying people.

[dogspotting]

yes. ras will only see evidence that levi's Random Friend was there, but he'll never actually see him. one night, he looks outside his window and he thinks he sees two silhouettes sitting by his luxury pool but he the only detail he notices is that one of the silhouettes is in dire need of a haircut.

[meeeehemma]

Ras simply wants the best for his random roommates and will see if Levi has a friend that wants a haircut or another kitten.

[dogspotting]

does ras get a younger girlfriend that nobody ever sees?

[meeeehemma]

Of course. Can she have a bitchy sister and another one somewhere too?

[dogspotting]

she can have a whole entire family tree of people who'd probably like to kill him

[meeeehemma]

yay it's all i've ever wanted.