sorry for the novel, apparently our children are intertwined across several dimensions

IVYY
Timeline where Wilde & Ivy never broke up and are still dating wtf :s (he's quietly angsting about her graduation)
Re Z: maybe Ivy's baby bisexual crisis happened earlier at school due to an encounter at the Grotto, leading to roomie awkwardness

CLEM
We discussed Wilde and Clem kinda one time
They probably started dating at Ilvermorny ?? and then just like fell apart together
As of right now in-game they are probably dead
(also If this game had a fandom you know there'd be rarepair shorts about Z and Clem hooking up via Gooseberry practice or something)

ARIADNE
Wilde could have randomly started fixating on her after their bizarre interaction during winter break
I imagine she'd just toy with him or lead him on for fun/gain of some kind
& he'd be okay with playing her little henchman until she finally escaped from Gooseberry