CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

ALEX

[thisisalex]

Nate D. Raccoon, Senior Ebonnerd. In reality he will only allow himself to like girls, despite going to Gaysberry. He is also super awkward.
Riley Gae Stamper, Junior Azurbabe, gay as fuck, used to bang Casey freshman year before she was like, "ugh k guess even you ain't gonna do it for me."
Rosy, The Second Tallest Stoker Twin, Junior Ribblefibble, str8 as far as I know.
Robin, of the Youngblood Clan, Senior Copperdick, way more asexual than even I intended, not very romantic either.
Jeffy, the Only One With a Soul, Sophomore Azurbro, lmao idfk

I give no fucks who they get with in this crazy mixed up crack world, come at me.

Re: ALEX

[kasnotkas]

nate and quinn date for an entire year before anybody realizes because they spend all their time in the library, and there's no place for shenanigans in the library

[okkay]

Laurel asks Riley to color her hair and shenanigans ensue
Riley breaks her heart and she's never the same

[thisisalex]

this is legit riley's end goal in every relationship tbh

Re: ALEX

[gezellige]

Rosy and Roxie are totally joking about the law school thing. Until they totally aren't joking about the law school thing.

Rosy has to get a single dorm due to Roxie apparating her ass over there after shows and traumatizing her roommate. Roxie may or may not make Rosy color-coded index cards while sitting around with napping lions.

Re: ALEX

[torturedartist]

that first line sounds exactly like a synopsis for a fic on archiveofourown nice nice

Re: ALEX

[thisisalex]

100% would fucking read it

Re: ALEX

[gezellige]

I would too, ngl.

Re: ALEX

[helplyss]

Ferdie and Rosy get sick of dealing with emotions and ride off into a sunset in a romantic bout of Fuck Prefecting Forever.

Probably upon graduation so as to not tank their extracurricular cred, but, still.

Re: ALEX

[thisisalex]

the crackiest part is when they get married and sy does not punch rosy's fiance

in fact

he calls him bro

Re: ALEX

[helplyss]

Ferdie still winces every time he comes near
Eventually it is just out of respect.

ALEX

[torturedartist]

one day, while Chris is tucking Robin into bed after robin's passed out, he abruptly realizes that he thinks they might be accidentally dating.

Re: ALEX

[thisisalex]

the way of the compound is to accidentally trap someone into a relationship

Re: ALEX

[iliekrp]

i thought it was to steal them

or is that wildlings

Re: ALEX

[kasnotkas]

casey and rosy 4eva

Re: ALEX

[thisisalex]

those fucking abs

Re: ALEX

[iliekrp]

Riley x Tess

Alcohol.

Re: ALEX

[iliekrp]

Rosy realizes Chloe literally cannot survive in the world without her so she just tells her they're getting married and they do.