CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[dogspotting]

Levi Senior Azurcrest. Trash king. Panromantic Homosexual. Thirsty 24/7 and needs constant attention. Will flirt with other people just for the sake of flirting and lowkey likes jealousy. He'll try to skirt around actual cheating by initiating physical fights with other men.

Maggie Senior Ebonhide. Mom friend. Homosexual. Will be the most doting and loyal partner, but she's prone to jealousy. She'll waste other people's time by being indecisive and weighing her romantic options, but she hates having her own time wasted.

Ennis Junior Ribbonfin. Weird kid. Panromantic, demisexual. He'll make a Sim of you in the Sims 3 and you two will have a way more passionate romance than anything he could offer in real life. Might leave you for an actual monster.

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[kasnotkas]

casey and levi get suspended because they spend all their time getting rowdy and none of it going to class.

[dogspotting]

accurate

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[juliajoy]

if i were a freshman i'd ship Ennis and Sylla

[dogspotting]

same tbh. i almost volunteered for the power couple thing but i already had a plot calendar spot for ennis and didn't want to take two.

[okkay]

Z and Ennis form a not relationship relationship
He does try to leave her for an actual monster
She follows him into the woods
Neither is ever seen again

Wilde / Ennis timeline where Wilde gets overly invested in defending Ennis from absolutely everyone and it becomes an infatuation he cannot shake

[dogspotting]

i was looking around for your comment to comment exactly this for wilde/ennis

wilde turns from bully to white knight and gets super defensive over ennis but tries to play it cool

[okkay]

this can only end in ruin

[dogspotting]

THE VALIANT SKATEBOARDING KNIGHT AND HIS PALE AND SWEATY PRINCE~~~

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[prowler]

This is not even really a dating thing but I just want Jaime and Ennis to eternally have weird movie dates

[dogspotting]

i want this too :( ennis is too shy and awkward to actually start a movie club, so "movie club" is just jaime and ennis sitting together and watching weird movies on his laptop.

[ollinsong]

Adorable. ♥

[prowler]

This is super cuteeeeeeee. Also this is actually just what I want their movie club to be because Jaime is pretty sure other people don't also want to watch these weird movies with them so they can just have their two person club. The. Cutest.

[dogspotting]

two person club ;__; ennis making a list of movies, jaime having them mailed in for him. ennis getting excited about the next movie they're going to watch, jaime getting second-hand excited even though he doesn't understand the plot at all from the way ennis enthusiastically explained it.

crackship aspect is that they start off watching it on a couch in the atrium, then eventually meet up in their cabins because it's more convenient and there's less noise, then a few meetings later they justify that sitting in the bed is comfier and it's easier to see the screen with the curtains closed.

[prowler]

yesssss, Jaime literally has no idea what is going on half the time and probably has a list of questions after the movies so he can understand muggle shit that is very mysterious to him. He's so pumped to learn. His excitement is definitely part second-hand excitement, part :DDDD???, part actual excitement because watching movies is fun.

Weird movie snuggles are the best snugglessss. Jaime convinces himself it is 100% normal to snuggle a bit with male friends because physical contact is good for people. And it is definitely way easier and comfier to watch movies in a bed with the curtains closed.

[dogspotting]

I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND THEY'VE ONLY INTERACTED NON-ANONYMOUSLY, LIKE... ONCE. AND THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE JAIME HAD TO DERAIL WITH A JANE FONDA JOKE AT CASPER'S EXPENSE.

and i mean, the bed is narrow, they have to sit close and his arm's gonna fall asleep if it's just wedged between the two of them so it Just Makes Sense to drape it over his shoulders. it's like a sitting hug. friends hug each other. and if ennis is leaning in to the hug, it's just so he can see the screen better.

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[iliekrp]

In a kurtless au, Ennis and Chloe hook up. They watch weird movies and play weird video games and have a joint senpai crush on diego.

They both wander into the woods to leave gifts for anon and probably get dead.

[dogspotting]

cuddling like "diego's soooooo cool!" "i know!!!! did you see his new glasses!" "yes!!! he looks so good in them!!"


they go missing for two days. search parties fan out to scan the woods. a week later, a boat washes up to shore with their broken bodies and broken gifts inside.

[iliekrp]

"I love his grandpa sweaters! uwu"

They wouldn't even be upset with that ending because it's a great creepy ending that people would talk about for generations.

Re: Ali (I changed journals bc I wanted to fit in with the dogs :( )

[gooddogs]

AS PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED ennis/woods ghost/ulysses for crackship ot3

[dogspotting]

tell me ur headcanons

[gooddogs]

goddamn it i never thought that far in advance uhhhh ok

TRU CRACKSHIP ENDING: dennis and baby quayle opening the front door of their two story suburban house after a long day at work like "HONEY I'M HOOOOME" to the fOrReSt sHiT standing in the kitchen in a "kiss me, i'm a cryptid" apron

DARKEST TIMELINE ENDING: ennis (lonely and hopeful and confident in only the love of a monster) and ulysses (having realised he never felt so safe as the time he felt nothing at all) hear the ~siren song~ of the woods ghost and, together, hand-in-hand, go to the forrest and probably their deaths

wow that one ended up a little yikesarooni good morning gooseberry

[dogspotting]

puttin you on the SPOT

holy shit holy shit holy shit i love these. BOTH OF THESE.

polyfam ot3 cuddling together on the couch while watching pure static on the television. the picture cuts to a live video feed of just them. they continue watching, entranced.

darkest timeline ending where they help each other climb through the hollow of a tree ala stranger things and they're never heard from again.

gooseberry staff insist nobody has ever died here.

at the next masquerade three figures in masks of wood and leaves can be seen dancing together, taking turns spinning the one in the middle around like a top. glance away for a moment and they're gone.




annnnndd IT'S BED TIME FOR ME. GOOD NIGHT, GOOSEGOOSE.

[gezellige]

And now, the Weather.

[iliekrp]