CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

[prowler]

This is super cuteeeeeeee. Also this is actually just what I want their movie club to be because Jaime is pretty sure other people don't also want to watch these weird movies with them so they can just have their two person club. The. Cutest.

[dogspotting]

two person club ;__; ennis making a list of movies, jaime having them mailed in for him. ennis getting excited about the next movie they're going to watch, jaime getting second-hand excited even though he doesn't understand the plot at all from the way ennis enthusiastically explained it.

crackship aspect is that they start off watching it on a couch in the atrium, then eventually meet up in their cabins because it's more convenient and there's less noise, then a few meetings later they justify that sitting in the bed is comfier and it's easier to see the screen with the curtains closed.

[prowler]

yesssss, Jaime literally has no idea what is going on half the time and probably has a list of questions after the movies so he can understand muggle shit that is very mysterious to him. He's so pumped to learn. His excitement is definitely part second-hand excitement, part :DDDD???, part actual excitement because watching movies is fun.

Weird movie snuggles are the best snugglessss. Jaime convinces himself it is 100% normal to snuggle a bit with male friends because physical contact is good for people. And it is definitely way easier and comfier to watch movies in a bed with the curtains closed.

[dogspotting]

I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND THEY'VE ONLY INTERACTED NON-ANONYMOUSLY, LIKE... ONCE. AND THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE JAIME HAD TO DERAIL WITH A JANE FONDA JOKE AT CASPER'S EXPENSE.

and i mean, the bed is narrow, they have to sit close and his arm's gonna fall asleep if it's just wedged between the two of them so it Just Makes Sense to drape it over his shoulders. it's like a sitting hug. friends hug each other. and if ennis is leaning in to the hug, it's just so he can see the screen better.

[prowler]

I AM ALSO IN LOVE WITH THIS :(((( I'm so glad he Jane Fonda'd it has created something beautiful. They are such an odd couple, I love ittttt. Also even though I didn't get a chance to respond before IJ took a nosedive Jaime things Ennis's twirling is confusingly adorable.

As for movie nights I mean obviously it's just kind of the natural way to sit when you're like that, you know?? No point in being super uncomfortable, you've gotta sit there for a while. Plus it is definitely a small screen so gotta huddle in. Maybe they fall asleep a little bit. Maybe it's super late when they wake up and no prefects have noticed one of them is missing from their bunk or anything (is this a thing?? it's probably a thing, I'm going to pretend it's a thing, get it together prefects) so there's no point in going out after curfew for that long walk if no one is worried about it. Accidental sleepovers in the same small bed are normal and fine.

[dogspotting]

..... rin.


what if while the journals were down........ they......

watched movies for entertainment :'(

OH NO AND IF THEY BECOME GOOD FRIENDS, ENNIS WILL CHEER FOR HIM AT QUIDDITCH GAMES AND BE PERSONALLY INVESTED IN HIS TEAM'S SUCCESS unless they're playing ribbonfin, then there'll be some cheeky rivalry going on

[prowler]

yessss just lots of movie time because what else do you do when your magical journals are down?? Jaime is totally down with this plan. They got a perfectly timed owl laden with movies today so they have even more things to watch~!

ok that's super cute. Practically everything Ennis does is cute though honestly but cheering for him at Quidditch is just.. ♥ Jaime understands you gotta support your own house before your bros it's all good. plz cheer for him though Ennis he loves the attention.

[dogspotting]

i'm here for this. i'm here for all of this. COOL QUIDDITCH PLAYER AND WEIRD DIVINATION KID BONDING OVER WEIRD-ASS MOVIES. at some point, ennis can get bolder and weirder with movie suggestions and suggest they watch The Fly. "woww~ doesn't he look a little like dr. o'hare?"

[prowler]

MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. Oh god Jaime is REALLY NOT SURE of what he's gotten himself into this time but he goes along with it because he can't get enough of how totally bizarre all of this is. He honestly spends most of most of these movies like :DDDD???? and walks away questioning his life choices of even watching them but he keeps coming back for more because curiosity always wings out