CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

[gooddogs]

jj said im not allow to sleep until meme so hi its cameron-the-player i play ulysses quayle (ebonhide jr), cassius holcolm (coppertale soph) and technically for 1 whole day mercedes estrada (azurecrest sr)

there are no rules in crackshipping use em for anythin g ill brb in 6 hours

[torturedartist]

Chris and Ulysses

And then chris makes it weird, by continuing to call him son even after they hook up. And probably for the rest of his life.

[gooddogs]

CRACKSHIP AU where they're at some party gettin a lil bit fucked up maybe smokin a bowl and ulysses says something moronic so chris makes fun of him and ulysses gets super assed up about it as usual and stands up to push him maybe start a fight but when he puts his hand on chris' chest ~*the touch is electric*~ and they end up just like making out on a log for an hour

whaddup papi

[torturedartist]

We call this is a crackship

but this is something that could legitimately happen if it ever happened like legitimately

And then forever after that, chris goes out of his way to make fun of Ulysses because ulysses done fucked up by making out with him for an hour on that log.

[gooddogs]

the most plausible AU honestly like it's only about 2 degrees to the left of this universe and lawrd fuckin knows ulysses has never had an ounce of chill in his life so nice job chris you can tease him into doing anything

[okkay]

Most Awkward Timeline:
Something sparked between Wilde and Ulysses during that kiss at the Grotto
When Ulysses got kidnapped Wilde realized he had Feelings and freaked out
Now he's crushing on Ulysses and angsting about how/when/if to tell him

[gooddogs]

instead of it being Extremely Strange it was both boys Gay Awakening and they realise that theyve been pining the whole time

everyones panicking ulysses joined wilde's gardening club or w/e

they share a cabin............ but until one of them speaks up................... they couldnt be farther away...........

[okkay]

"dude i don't want to be so close yet so far. okay? i wish i could like fucking quit you dude."

poor cam and iliya and casper

[10billionghosts]

Okay but what if that mid-air crash on the pitch between Uly and Zav turned into mid-air cuddles ;*

[gooddogs]

ulysses tumbles off his broom........ and into zav's arms......

[prowler]

Love blossoms for Garrett and Cash with knot-tying lessons. Shibari does not happen because these kids are probably too awkward for that.

[gooddogs]

"no cash here you're doing it wrong, let me show you" garrett grabs cash's hands and walks him through the knot. cash stops breathing for a sec.

[prowler]

There's a lot of really awkward knot tying following this obvs. Cash ties Garrett's tie for the next dance

Bonus via Katie's brain: One of the twins dates Bash, one dates Cash, doesn't matter which is which.

[gezellige]

cash and bash have rhyming names.

This is all that matters. Dr. Seuss insists.

[gooddogs]

img onna mcfreakin lose it

[gezellige]

Think of how much SHEER CONFUSION their relationship could inspire. It would be so beautiful.

[iliekrp]

cameron and ulysses because alcohol




that's all i got fam

[juliajoy]

I ship Ulysses with ANY of his roomies if i'm being honest

[kasnotkas]

watch out ali, you might have some shipping competition. some compe-ship-tion.

[gooddogs]

he loves them ok

[iliekrp]

ot5

[ollinsong]

Casper says NO. (I say maaaaybe. XD)

[iliekrp]

Cash and Fern, bb coppertales against the world.




I am not good at these.