chloe and trixie run off together in a sexless marriage and write fanfiction and create costumes forever.

tess and trixie end up locked in a battle between good and evil finally looking at themselves and realizing they aren't so different

katya and cam blind each other in a glitter accident and end up having to take care of each other and train small animals to bring them things as they are blind

ferris and fern go through life hating everything together and making sarcastic statements until one gets bored of the other.