CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

Callie's Brood....come at me!

[peachbiscuit]

Vee
Ryan
Milo
Ana
Marilyn

*Ryan and Milo are pretty firmly in the straight category, although it's less important/strict for Milo lol Come at me!

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[geokinetically]

Ryan and Penny forever in my heart 😭

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[okkay]

Vee and Z alternate timeline where somehow this happened
I mean their names rhyme so what else do I have to say honestly

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[peachbiscuit]

Yessssss. What a hot couple too.

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[ollinsong]

Vee and Ty, obviously! Ty finds her adorable and sweet and there was plenty of time to bond over cheer practice and dancing together. This could've happened soooo easily. If they'd hooked up prior to acquiring Animagus forms, I firmly belive it would've ended up like this:

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[peachbiscuit]

Omggggg yes! I was thinking the same thing actually and was gonna comment on yours after dinner.

That gif is the literal best.

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[torturedartist]

Chris and Ryan decided practicing kissing when they were twelve was a good idea

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[peachbiscuit]

Only exception to Ryan's straight rule tbh

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[torturedartist]

idk if that's even a crackship or lowkey crackheadcanon but crackheadcanon practicing kissing with ryan taught chris that he's a little bit gay, and taught Ryan how to kiss

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[peachbiscuit]

Dude. I can see this being legit headcanon. Like I actually love it. Ryan would know for sure he's not into dudes (tho obviously it doesn't make him uncomfortable lol) Plus sweet kissing skills. And crack ship of maybe a tiny kid crush at first lol

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[torturedartist]

okay you guys, we discovered a new headcanon.

ryan and chris totally practiced kissing as babies and they're totally chill with it.

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[peachbiscuit]

Hell yeah. Completely cool. Ryan will even tell people he learned his skills from Chris lmao

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[torturedartist]

this is my favorite bromance in the entire game tbh

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[peachbiscuit]

Mine too tbh

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[juliajoy]

OKAY I'm running out of brain steam but here's a list of possibilities

Vee/Clem obviously
Vee/Reece i have no idea how this would get started but she'd get him to come out of his shell a little
Ryan.../Ivy? she'd never do that to Zoey i don't know
Milo/Ariadne after that stellar spin the bottle kiss
Ana/Clem in 10 years when they're quid pros
Ana/Jeffy/Todd ot3 hilarity
Marilyn/Ivy. she likes dinosaurs and dragons are basically dinosaurs right

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[peachbiscuit]

I dunno how I missed this, but these are all gold. Milo and Ari being the top picks because that kiss was SO HOT man

Also Ana and Clem as badass quid pro power couple?! Not fair to people everywhere

The trio situation is my all time favorite. Can you imagine how exhausted Ana would be????

Marilyn is totally down for this Ivy, just so you know

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[juliajoy]

MAN I don't know how Ariadne ended up at a school where all the boys are hella into her being mean to them but she is in her ELEMENT

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[iliekrp]

Chloe finally shows Marilyn How to Train Your Dragon, and Marilyn knows that Chloe gets her.

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[peachbiscuit]

Omg. Are we sure this is a crack ship?

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[iliekrp]

No one tell Kurt =3