CRACKSHIPS MEME

[goosemods]

We're keeping this incredibly simple, especially since IJ is still lying face down in a shallow puddle and I don't want to work and number the whole cast list for rng pairings. :(

• Make a comment with the names of your characters. Note if you have any restrictions (gender, for instance) that you don't want to talk crackships for.


• Then reply to someone else's comment explaining how you think one of your characters would have started a relationship with theirs. For instance, you could say, "Hey, remember when Cathy and Stu went on that walk? What if Stu had tripped and gotten a concussion and Cathy carried him back and they fell in love."


• From there, the two of you can chatter about how this relationship would go! Would it be true love forever? Would it crash and burn in a week?

If we're still down tomorrow, I'll throw together a darkest timeline meme. ♥

Comments

Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

Diego Morales, that weepy guitar playing glasses guy. Bisexual.
Rafael Ramirez, everyone's faaaaaavorite prefect. Says he's gay, actually bi/pan with a notable preference for guys.
Reid Wainwright, swan prince. Demiromantic pansexual.
Mackenzie Prince, awful girl. Bisexual.
Calvin Evercreech, reformed Slytherin bully. Gay.

BUT I WILL DISCUSS ALL KINDS OF CRACKSHIPS, NO LIMITS. ♥

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

AU where gooseberry is actually a CLAMP manga. Dimi/Calvin. I'm sorry I'll go to my room.

Re: Meggie

[threatens]

JENNY

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

U_U

Re: Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

SCREAMING

GET OUT

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

LMAO SOB

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

I gotta say I'm really embarrassed that this has not collapsed yet.

Re: Meggie

[sheepish]

I MEAN, I LAUGHED

Re: Meggie

[10billionghosts]

ilu

[okkay]

Z and Diego start hooking up sometime and never quite manage to quit
She turns away from potions to start writing more weepy indie songs with him
It's a mess

[rosaecrucis]

Things get really pretentious, no one has a paying job.

Re: Meggie

[juliajoy]

Calvin/Ariadne marriage of gay convenience

Re: Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

They ruin anyone who gets in their way and have comfortable separate bedrooms

Re: Meggie

[helplyss]

A turtle and a swan stare each other from across the pond all year

That's it, that's all they do.

Re: Meggie

[gezellige]

Disney could make it work.

Re: Meggie

[thisismanx]

i love this :c

Re: Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

Reid silently panics every time he sees Leo in the hallway

Never makes a move

This is fine

Re: Meggie

[prowler]

Kenzie walks all over Jaime, destroys his soul, he doesn't mind that much.

Re: Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

On the bright side, if anyone else thinks about hurting her dear sweet Jaime she will cut them ♥

Re: Meggie

[ollinsong]

Casper is bad at being straight because part of me ships him with...

Diego. The two become close after Casper agrees to play with the Holy Rosicrucians and after the two spend more time together, possibly if Diego had stayed at school over Christmas break when Casper had all of his difficulty. He helps him cope. Then he helps him learn to appreciate music and accept that being parselmouth is a gift through stupid snake adventures. Anyone that hurts Diego from then on gets the shit kicked out of them. Casper may lose his prefect badge, but whatever.

and

Rafael. Casper couldn't help realizing how charming Rafael was during the Amortentia debacle and developed a stupid crush on him despite knowing how screwed up the situation was. He never acted on it and nothing ever happened, because even in my crackship I can't break up Raf and Leo. :| BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF PINING.

Re: Meggie

[rosaecrucis]

Stupid snake adventures would be incredibly romantic. Diego would admire how strong willed Casper is, and he would be his hero~~~ After graduation, Casper receives several clingy owls a week from Diego.

Oh nooooo Casper :( Ultra AU where Rafael is single at the time and agonizes over his feelings for Casper, and when Casper and Katya break up he confidently MAKES HIS MOVE. And then it's just chaos because Casper and Rafael can't avoid fighting people to save their lives.

Re: Meggie

[ollinsong]

Casper is embarrassed by these owls and complains about how sentimental Diego is...but actually appreciates every single letter he gets. He has a very difficult time writing back. He does, but his letters aren't romantic at all. The best he can do is to tell Diego about the new music he's listening to and the tracks that make him think of Diego and that he's a better singer than half these assholes. And, of course, to tell him how much shittier Gooseberry is without him. He will also protect your baby sister for you, Diego.

OH ULTRA AU. Confidently making his move would work out very well for Rafael, though there would be some hesitation on Casper's part because Love Potions are gross and are you sure and if you're not sure he's going to be furious at you. But he'd come around and they'd rule the school with an iron fist. #powerfcouple

Re: Meggie

[peachbiscuit]

Vee and Kenzie. Bitter rivals? How about unrecognized sexual tension/chemistry? Vee feels like she kinda likes them bossy af and slightly aggressive. BOOM

Re: Meggie

[kasnotkas]

quinn and diego.

diego used the swoop.
it was super effective.

(this isn't even a crackship i just wanted a reason to write those two lines.)

Re: Meggie

[iliekrp]

Kurt and Reid. Kurt is smitten with the swan, and when he realizes the swan is a boy, well....



what do you mean kurt's not my character. idgaf bc clearly KAS MISSED AN IMPORTANT PAIRING