goose_ooc | LOVE & ROMANCE MEME

LOVE & ROMANCE MEME

Love is in the air and Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and we all love shipping nonsense so, I mean, why beat around the bush? Use this meme to talk ships and romance and maybe you'll even find your characters a Valentine. 💘

Name:
What do they look for in a person?: What kind of people do they fall for? Do they have a type?
What do they find romantic?: Describe their idea of romance.
Who do they have a crush on?: List 'em!
Are they seeing someone right now?: Yes or no, and how is it going?
What are they like in a relationship?: How do they behave in a relationship?
Anything else?: What other romance-themed things do you want to share about your character?
GIF Challenge: Post a romantic gif!!!

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Name: Ugly Quail, which is what my phone autocorrects Ulysses' name to.

What do they look for in a person?: #1 turn on is being into him, lmao, sorry. He loves attention and being praised. It's not cute. OTHER THAN THAT: someone who shares his values, someone who's fun to be around, someone who he can have a good back-and-forth with. A little friction/teasing is great, but actual antagonism is a hard no because he's ~sensitive, lmao. It's a little tough, because he's attracted to power & success, to uncomplicated people, and to people who have their shit on lock -- hypocritically, obviously. Truly, deep down, I think his dream date would be someone who he felt he could be himself around. It would be nice to be able to let down his guard and be a soft, little weirdo with too many feelings and not worry that the other person sees him as some kind of failure as a man. Unfortunately for him, the kind of person he's attracted to is unlikely to be into... that. And he's shallow, so they have to be hot.

What do they find romantic?: Uhhh, Ulysses has two romantic scenario fantasies and both are a little embarrassing. #1 = "We are an effortlessly cool power couple and everyone is very impressed and jealous." #2 = "We get married and have 2 children and a dog and a PONY and she makes me toast in the morning and it's nice." (Neither of these are possible b/c he sucks.)

Who do they have a crush on?: Sorry that winning is an aphrodisiac.

Are they seeing someone right now?: Naw, dawg. Freebird.

What are they like in a relationship?: There is no way this punk has ever had a serious relationship in his goddamn life. Maybe he dated some kid for like 2 weeks in the 8th grade just to prove he could, but c'mon. He's kind of a child and actually, I think, naive/innocent about relationships, despite bragging it up like every other dipshit high school boy. Hot girls scare him. He wants them to think he's cool and he doesn't want them to realise he doesn't know where to put his hands when they're making out. 100%, he's easily flustered; flirting is fun and fine and easy until it becomes purposeful, and then he's pink. Relationships are foreign to him and his would have to be super terrible before he realised it was bad. Be gentle.

Anyway, Ulysses is pretty low maintenance to date. That's probably the only good thing, though, because he's teenage-brat-selfish and is pretty unlikely to pull his head out of his ass enough to notice if you're feeling upset about something. No, okay, he's fun enough to be around if you like it when someone grabs your hand and drags you into some stupid adventure. His one good trait is that he says thank you and sorry very easily. When it comes to his Life Mistakes, he'll point fingers at anyone but himself, but interpersonally, he's quick to acknowledge other people's work supporting him. (ALTHO HE MAINTAINS THAT HE COULD DO IT HIMSELF.) Also, he's kind of old-fashioned about dating, weirdly enough? He'd ask your dad for permission before he proposed to you. Not that anyone is getting married in high school!

Anything else?: I was shocked to discover how hetero he is. Also also, why am I so mean to him?

~~GIF~~ JPEG Challenge:

I love him so much. He came in like a wrecking ball and made every weird quirk about Cricket finally make sense. Such a majestic dumpster fire. Thank you so much.

*buries head in hands* im so sorry cricket (i say for the 7000000th time this week)

also i hope you're writing out hers bc i cant wait to see it lol

SO hetero lmfao but i love it.

it was an accident lol as i was writing his app i was lik e "who knows what his sexuality will be" but then i started playing him and i was like "..... oh no this is a het teen boy for sure"

lol that's what happens when i write men. they end up hyper masculine somehow or just SUPER hetero and i'm like "how does this always happen"

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