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HI GUYS ♥
LYSS HERE with my fifth asshole, Baby Fox.

His real name is Ira Ashworth! Here's all the parts I'm gonna forget! He's a COPPERTALE JUNIOR, and he's the second Quidditch reserve for Coppertale. He's also in Gardening Club, but that is all, he sucks at extra-curricular activities

Classes:
CORE: Potions, Herbology, Hermeticism, Transfiguration, Charms
ELECTIVES: Magizoology, Aesthetic Magic, Pre-Healer Studies.

Ira is from Portland Maine, where his two moms and little brother Elias still live! His mom Ava teaches at Elias's school, and his mom Miriam collects cursed artifacts and studies them.

But ALWAYS LABEL YOUR CURSED ARTIFACTS or your 6 year old son will get into them and get cursed and be sick for months afterward. That is what happened to Elias. He is alive! He's better! But it was scary

That's when Ira decided he wanted to become a Healer, so that he could help people like Elias. He has wanted that and nerded out for that for years and years, but then he came to Gooseberry and got social and decided that maybe that is not what he wants to do? Only sometimes it is?

So now he's having a very premature quarter-life crises in which he has learned how to dodge rules and procrastinate while maintaining his 4.0. He's nauseatingly good at this

He's also good at arguing, and because he's adopted several ideals such as veganism forever and all kinds of human rights issues, he does a lot of that

He's not good at much else, which disappoints him. He's a solid Quidditch reserve but not like, spectacular, and he doesn't have a Signature Genius Talent like many Goosekids. It's a Problem.

After years of being VERY QUIET and VERY GROUCHY, Ira's opened up a little here. He's deeply unapologetic about that, just like every other aspect of his life. If you're his friend, expect him to argue for you til he's dead, even if he's dead wrong

If you ask him where he gets his protein he will make YOU into a sausage, but just with his words, because he's too chicken to get in Actual Trouble.

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well YOU DO. have you ever considered going ginger???

He missed Makeover Day :(

Riley will probably make an exception!!!

ok but for real
essie misses pippa dearly
and she is very simple
so she's gonna invade his personal bubble a lot
and try to talk to him about all the stuff she used to talk to pippa about
and it will probably be a very confusing experience for a teenage boy i'm sorry

This is honestly the cutest thing I've ever read
Ira will be so
so
so confused
but he likes Essie and try to talk
But perhaps eventually ask very frankly if she maybe thinks all vegans like
share a brain

wow ira, that's totally a question pippa would ask too!!!

(i am very excited to bother him.)