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HI GUYS ♥
LYSS HERE with my fifth asshole, Baby Fox.

His real name is Ira Ashworth! Here's all the parts I'm gonna forget! He's a COPPERTALE JUNIOR, and he's the second Quidditch reserve for Coppertale. He's also in Gardening Club, but that is all, he sucks at extra-curricular activities

Classes:
CORE: Potions, Herbology, Hermeticism, Transfiguration, Charms
ELECTIVES: Magizoology, Aesthetic Magic, Pre-Healer Studies.

Ira is from Portland Maine, where his two moms and little brother Elias still live! His mom Ava teaches at Elias's school, and his mom Miriam collects cursed artifacts and studies them.

But ALWAYS LABEL YOUR CURSED ARTIFACTS or your 6 year old son will get into them and get cursed and be sick for months afterward. That is what happened to Elias. He is alive! He's better! But it was scary

That's when Ira decided he wanted to become a Healer, so that he could help people like Elias. He has wanted that and nerded out for that for years and years, but then he came to Gooseberry and got social and decided that maybe that is not what he wants to do? Only sometimes it is?

So now he's having a very premature quarter-life crises in which he has learned how to dodge rules and procrastinate while maintaining his 4.0. He's nauseatingly good at this

He's also good at arguing, and because he's adopted several ideals such as veganism forever and all kinds of human rights issues, he does a lot of that

He's not good at much else, which disappoints him. He's a solid Quidditch reserve but not like, spectacular, and he doesn't have a Signature Genius Talent like many Goosekids. It's a Problem.

After years of being VERY QUIET and VERY GROUCHY, Ira's opened up a little here. He's deeply unapologetic about that, just like every other aspect of his life. If you're his friend, expect him to argue for you til he's dead, even if he's dead wrong

If you ask him where he gets his protein he will make YOU into a sausage, but just with his words, because he's too chicken to get in Actual Trouble.

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hello i love him and todd loves him and wants to start a debate team with him

hey I'm trying to write an ic/ooc on my phone while drunk

this team needs a reserve seeker. which one of you unlucky kids wants to fill in for Reid

Edited (drink) 2017-09-21 00:40 (UTC)

They're both useless, Reid has to be kept in a hamster ball at all times to keep him safe

Hello Ira loves todd and would start a debate team with him any day and thinks they should just do it anyway

Cursed artefacts you say 🤔🤔🤔

Literally this is all I have I shouldn't even bother plotting with Sylla she doesn't even really go here

I'M NOT SAYING IRA WOULD BE REID LEVEL AWESOME And would concede to Dinah so I am never seeking against my own Seeker but HE WOULD DO IT IF HE HAD TO, he has tried to be at least Partially Good at all the things.

debate club is just ira and todd yelling at each other while cash tries to read a book

im rolling rng

heads or tails, Dixon

His mom knows of her parents!!
I love Sylla :(

He'd be very in

Tails cus she's an ass

Lyss I love him and christ I am so sorry for how obnoxious and weird Nisha is going to be to him.

this is true, we should absolutely avoid you seeking against your own seeker

sorry Dinah hope you like trying to catch flies out of the air

Spencer loves him.

Details later when I'm sober and not on a phone. I have thoughts.

HI LYSS I already pestered you about him and Austin wearing beanies and being douchey together and I'm pretty hype about that. Help him with gardening stuff, he's a plant murderer.

BUT ALSO THERE'S DINAH, YOUR OTHER RESERVE. GO! BENCH! WARMERS!!! She wants them to come up with a reserve dance and/or handshake and/or high-five and/or song.

God and I think I have other characters but I can't be bothered to keep track of them.

I am sorry if I made this difficult but I'm not really that sorry because all I have ever wanted is to be on the Copperteam :(

IF Ira was new this year, you can bet that Essie would be writing a million letters to Pippa about the super cute blonde vegan boy that is obviously perfect for her and asking him if he's ever gone surfing.

she probably thinks he is perfect for pippa ANYWAY but does not warrant letters

this is a dumb comment i am sorry essie thinks he's cute because he's a boy

Apologies in advance for the amount of Hazel that's about to be all up in your/Ira's business.................... (I'm murdering stuff in Destiny right now BUT AFTER I'm gonna.. say real stuff)

she won't complain as long as she gets a good montage song

I LOVE NISHA.
Ira will be so very fond of her??

casey and him might butt heads? maybe? idk? paige's going to be real annoying, though.

I AM EXCITED FOR THESE THOUGHTS ♥

You already know I adore Ira. But just to reiterate: I ADORE IRA. ♥ Most of my kids won't matter to him, but...

Heathcliff is his cabinmate, his Copperteammate, and his fellow-gardening nerd! Hopefully Ira won't get too tired of his big dumb face. He thinks Ira is great, is really glad that he's opened up and started to have some FUN, and has only asked him about his protein once (and he was probably messing with him). He also thinks he's super smart. :o Just like everyone else in their cabin except hiiiiim. Would he be interested in running or working out together?

Apart from that, Cole is in the same year as Ira and easy to boss around if he wants to convince anyone how right he is about his various ideals (he goes vegan and promptly starves because he's not allowed to eat anything and can't be bothered to figure it out, whatevs), Lachlan is his TA for Hermeticism, and Casper will occasionally see him on the pitch. And heaven help us if they ever argue. Because. Yeah. Grace...is also around but probably not relevant.

YAY BABY FOX~

They should like have the same douchey beanie. Is that weird. I don't care. He will help him with as much gardening as he can.

Annnnd will be very fond of Dinah too and let her come up with a handshake or highfive and do this a little more than halfheartedly and it'll be cute

OH nooooooooooo

I like to think that he really likes Pippa :( In fact I will decree it.
He likes Essie too because I decree that too :(

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