PREPARING FOR IJ'S (HOPEFUL) RETURN

[goosemods]

Alright, everyone, with the (hopeful) return of IJ on the horizon, here are a few announcements:

• This fresh OOC post is dedicated to Cameron.


• Tomorrow, regardless of whether or not the site is up, we will be posting a list of the major events and IC/OOCs that are scheduled in March.
  • If we do get IJ back, we'll be posting the plot calendar at 11:00 AM tomorrow morning. This will save poor Marin from staying up until 3 AM formatting it.
• Regarding the IC explanation for the downtime: With the Grotto party having taken place tonight (3/3/17) with characters referencing no access to the journal network, if the network comes up tonight treat it as though characters woke up on Saturday morning with functional journals.


• If IJ does not come back tonight, we might be looking at an IJ-less weekend. The Quidditch game post will be posted here on DW on Sunday, and Saturday we might cave and make a Veritaserum meme.


• Let us know if you have any questions!


• Veritaserum Meme!

Comments

[juliajoy]

NEW ACTIVITY: Sort meme animals

[kasnotkas]

maybe he's levi

[dogspotting]

that's his unregistered animagus form

[kasnotkas]

addendum to new activity: sort our pets. it was inevitable.

[ladystokes]

I might have already done that.

[kasnotkas]

i'ma guess
sarge = azurcrest (with coppertale leanings)
ziggy = tie between ebonhide and coppertale?

[ladystokes]

THAT'S ACTUALLY DECENTLY CLOSE.

ziggy is Ebonhide with mild coppertale leanings in that he's a stubborn dachshund bitch.

sarge is like an Azurcrest sophomore, he is naivete and love personified. doggified.

[kasnotkas]

sarge is jeffy

monty would be an ebonhide because his passion for tracking things is relentless, especially when it's a raccoon. then also because he's occasionally ornery and a lazy butt.

[ladystokes]

except Jeffy has a talent and sarge's talent is he can eat real fast and sit on your lap so super good.

MONTY, YOU ARE GOOD EBONDOGGO, you and ziggy can be lazy and stubborn and intense hounds together.

[kasnotkas]

hounds = ebonhides
working dogs = ribbonfins
livestock guardian dogs = coppertales
Family Dogs and toy dogs = azurcrest

[juliajoy]

kas why are you so good at dogs

[kasnotkas]

it is my calling

[juliajoy]

i saw the best golden retriever at starbucks the other day he was such a big fluffy boy

[bitchbabyquayle]

maybe she also subscribes to dog fancy magazine, the magazine for people who like reading about people who know about dogs

[juliajoy]

i regret to tell you this but they changed them to "dogster" and "catster"

[dogspotting]

does my corgi still count as a livestock guardian dog if she's useless?

[spacecasey]

if she is not a Working Corgi i would put her in azurcrest

[juliajoy]

Marcy is neurotic and high-strung so I'm gonna go with Ebonhide

Cam's son Dusty is a Dishonorable Man and I'd say he's either an Azurcrest or a Coppertale Cam says he'd be an Ebonhide that needs counseling "like Casper"

edit: My parents' billion-year old village witch/cat Myst is the sweetest little baby to my family but they have to sedate her at the vet because she literally tried to murder a vet nurse one time so I'm calling her a Ribbonfin

[bitchbabyquayle]

i love my very bad son EDIT I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE JJ SMH

[juliajoy]

i thought it was funny so i told everyone

[bitchbabyquayle]

even you brutus

[juliajoy]

cam let's be real i'm first in line to stab you 🔪

[bitchbabyquayle]

i guess you've earned it

[bitchbabyquayle]

LOOK LOOK LOOK I JUST WANT TO SAY my beag baby is a hard sort because these are his characteristics:

1. has never listened to a single command in his entire life
2. barks incessantly
3. indignant when you don't pay attention to him
3. distressed and angry when you do pay attention to him
4. hates hugs and kisses
5. thinks something lives in his pillow and also seems to know we think that's weird (he does not like this)
6. hungry

sort him

[kasnotkas]

standing by "hounds are ebonhides"

also yes hi casper