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HI HELLO. An angel descended from the heavens and bid me, "Hey, Jenny. Do not makest thou a 5th character. Also maybe you shouldn't write intro posts after drinking." and my dudes I totally 100% fuckin' ignored it. SO HI MEET GRIFFIN FLOWERS!!
Concept: Bumpkin self-destructs on DIY voyage to the stars.
Profile: Here
Griffin's Highly Informative Pinterest Board
Classes: Charms, History of Magic, Hermeticism, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Magizoology, Divination
Clubs: Azurbest Quidditch Keeper!!, Equestrian, OE, Gaming
Griffin is from a tiny magic-y village in Lancaster County, PA. That's Amish country. That is pretty much the extent of his exposure to muggle shit. His family has been farming squonks for GENERATIONS. They have a lot of trouble keeping the farm family owned and operated because Squonk Farming sucks. So they rely pretty heavily on GUILT to keep the chain of inheritance alive. Griffin's dad is a SECRET AGENT for the MACUSA. Basically like the wizard equivalent of a green beret/navy SEAL? And he's stationed in Korea and everyone thinks he's just a dead beat dad, so Griffin doesn't talk about him much because most people assume he's lying. Griffin is a mathboy because I keep doing this to myself?? He likes physics and geometry especially and is into the concept of Sacred Geometry. He's in DIVINATION but it's because he likes that they occasionally go over stars. He's respectful when he's in class but he doesn't necessarily believe in it. He doesn't have a "specialization" yet but I kind of want to do something absurd wit the Spin the Bottle bottle. His DREAM is to become an astronaut. Griffin's dad bought him a telescope when he was younger, and he's obsessed with space. He's not so much a WOO ALIENS kid, although that's certainly there, too. He's more into the SCIENCE of it. He's a sweet boy, but he's emotionally immature and SUPER naive and sheltered and copes by being a Typical Azurcrest and just making exponentially worse decisions as time goes on. Jesse McBride was PROBABLY his idol. I basically wanted to make a character that embodies Yikes and here I am. He's AMAZINGLY lazy and will put more work into "being lazy" than he would if he actually did something right the first time. He doesn't seem to realize he's doing this.
Concept: Bumpkin self-destructs on DIY voyage to the stars.
Profile: Here
Griffin's Highly Informative Pinterest Board
Classes: Charms, History of Magic, Hermeticism, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Magizoology, Divination
Clubs: Azurbest Quidditch Keeper!!, Equestrian, OE, Gaming
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CORRIGAN shares some classes, gaming, and most importantly: Q.U.I.D.D.I.T.C.H. as a sophomore, corrigan loves him. and... um, if you're game, i think it could be fun to keep her small and pointless "we both like quidditch he's SUPER COOL" crush. this is not me fishing for ships, i just like the thought of her latching onto THEY COULD BE A *POWER COUPLE* LIKE *CLEM AND SY* idea. she'd float him as a possible date to every dance before getting distracted by somebody else. tell tuesday what their kids' names are going to be, and then wonder aloud how she can convince Cool And Lightly Daring Junior Todd Skynner to accompany her to the next party. but good news, she's flighty and bored easily. but if you're not game this is A-OK :3
PAIGE likes him a lot too?? they're both rural, naïve, sheltered azurcrests. and as of this afternoon she likes star trek A Lot (i'm taking the pcal spot Seriously) so YAY SPACE! and i forgot about the whole divination thing. that's a thing.
kurt wants to know if they want a farmhand? kurt would love to help squonks flourish. :(
casey is irrelevant here and that's for the best.
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OMG ;u; Griffin will totally go to Paige for ADVICE because she's a SUPER COOL JUNIOR. She can double check his Divinations against her fish guts and he will take her word as gospel.
Kurt honestly if you would like a squonk farm internship the Flowers family would L O V E to have you. They probably have a higher turnover than the Ohio State University does with Freshmen in first semester.
ok but Casey's still the coolest boy in school
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paige has never been called "cool" in her life and this is a very exciting prospect?!
squonks are misunderstood. they just feel a lot. it's okay to feel a lot. :(
casey has successfully brainwashed the student body
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Welcome to having a smoll child look up to you, Paige.
Kurt is a perfect boy. And Casey's gyrations are hypnotizing the student body.
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