HI HELLO

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HI HELLO. An angel descended from the heavens and bid me, "Hey, Jenny. Do not makest thou a 5th character. Also maybe you shouldn't write intro posts after drinking." and my dudes I totally 100% fuckin' ignored it. SO HI MEET GRIFFIN FLOWERS!!

Concept: Bumpkin self-destructs on DIY voyage to the stars.
Profile: Here
Griffin's Highly Informative Pinterest Board

Classes: Charms, History of Magic, Hermeticism, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Magizoology, Divination
Clubs: Azurbest Quidditch Keeper!!, Equestrian, OE, Gaming

Griffin is from a tiny magic-y village in Lancaster County, PA. That's Amish country. That is pretty much the extent of his exposure to muggle shit.

His family has been farming squonks for GENERATIONS. They have a lot of trouble keeping the farm family owned and operated because Squonk Farming sucks. So they rely pretty heavily on GUILT to keep the chain of inheritance alive.

Griffin's dad is a SECRET AGENT for the MACUSA. Basically like the wizard equivalent of a green beret/navy SEAL? And he's stationed in Korea and everyone thinks he's just a dead beat dad, so Griffin doesn't talk about him much because most people assume he's lying.

Griffin is a mathboy because I keep doing this to myself?? He likes physics and geometry especially and is into the concept of Sacred Geometry.

He's in DIVINATION but it's because he likes that they occasionally go over stars. He's respectful when he's in class but he doesn't necessarily believe in it. He doesn't have a "specialization" yet but I kind of want to do something absurd wit the Spin the Bottle bottle.

His DREAM is to become an astronaut. Griffin's dad bought him a telescope when he was younger, and he's obsessed with space. He's not so much a WOO ALIENS kid, although that's certainly there, too. He's more into the SCIENCE of it.

He's a sweet boy, but he's emotionally immature and SUPER naive and sheltered and copes by being a Typical Azurcrest and just making exponentially worse decisions as time goes on. Jesse McBride was PROBABLY his idol.

I basically wanted to make a character that embodies Yikes and here I am.

He's AMAZINGLY lazy and will put more work into "being lazy" than he would if he actually did something right the first time. He doesn't seem to realize he's doing this.

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WONDERFUL~~ cor insists that the names are open to negotiation.

paige has never been called "cool" in her life and this is a very exciting prospect?!

squonks are misunderstood. they just feel a lot. it's okay to feel a lot. :(

casey has successfully brainwashed the student body

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They'll have to make a list and have their friends narrow it down for them. This would actually probably make an amazing shitpost.

Welcome to having a smoll child look up to you, Paige.

Kurt is a perfect boy. And Casey's gyrations are hypnotizing the student body.

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i consent to this idea with all my mighty mights