Alex chose a popular time to go on vacation

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HELLO FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

Starting tomorrow in the very very very early morning I am going on vacation. Which, for stupid reasons, will involve many many hours in the car.

Many, many hours.

My vacation plans mostly include "eat Mexican food" and "drink beer" and "pet dogs" so I won't be the most gone, but I'll be kinda gone. Especially if I'm drunkenly petting dogs on the beach, I hope you understand.

If you guys have too much fun without me I definitely will not understand though so don't you dare.

I LOVE YOU ALL 🐴🐴🐴

Comments

[uponawire]

Have a great time drunkenly petting puppies on sandy beaches! ♥

(Honestly that sounds like a wonderful time, I hope that you enjoy yourself immensely. We probably won't burn anything down/have too much fun/disappear into the night, never to be heard from again.)

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I defy anyone not to have a great time drunkenly petting puppies on the beach, it's the one thing that can unite us all. BUT NOW I'M PRETTY AFRAID Y'ALL ARE GONNA DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT, NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

[uponawire]

I'm sorry, it's been known to happen. We may or may not be the lost colony.