Alex chose a popular time to go on vacation

[browbeats]

HELLO FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

Starting tomorrow in the very very very early morning I am going on vacation. Which, for stupid reasons, will involve many many hours in the car.

Many, many hours.

My vacation plans mostly include "eat Mexican food" and "drink beer" and "pet dogs" so I won't be the most gone, but I'll be kinda gone. Especially if I'm drunkenly petting dogs on the beach, I hope you understand.

If you guys have too much fun without me I definitely will not understand though so don't you dare.

I LOVE YOU ALL 🐴🐴🐴

Comments

[ferdie]

HAVE THE BEST TIME ON YOUR BEACH WITH PUPPIES ❤

[browbeats]

THANK YOU IT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO 💜

[un_kept]

WHERE ARE U GOING?

have fun! we will miss you!

[browbeats]

San Diegooooo. My dad lives there, as does my dog's girlfriend, and it's very important that my dog see his girlfriend.

THANK U I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE FUN BECAUSE YOU SAID SO

[un_kept]

yes yes v important doggo sees girlfriend several times a year.

DAMN RIGHT that was an order not a request!!!

omg i bet it's gonna feel so good there tho. i'm in monterey and it's cold and windy af so sad.

[browbeats]

I lived in SD for about two years and discovered that rain is very important to my general happiness level. But now that Portland's been having one of its classic soggy springs I feel like I will finally be able to appreciate all the beautiful sunshine and overall lack of mud.

[destructobot]

that sounds divine ♥ have fun

[browbeats]

I agree, i can't wait. Thank yooouuuu ❤

[uponawire]

Have a great time drunkenly petting puppies on sandy beaches! ♥

(Honestly that sounds like a wonderful time, I hope that you enjoy yourself immensely. We probably won't burn anything down/have too much fun/disappear into the night, never to be heard from again.)

[browbeats]

I defy anyone not to have a great time drunkenly petting puppies on the beach, it's the one thing that can unite us all. BUT NOW I'M PRETTY AFRAID Y'ALL ARE GONNA DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT, NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

[uponawire]

I'm sorry, it's been known to happen. We may or may not be the lost colony.

[heyitsnia]

That is basically the ideal vacation. HAVE MANY FUNS.

[browbeats]

I'LL START WITH ONE FUN AND GO FROM THERE, BUT THANK YOU.

[cygninae]

HAVE FUN AND COME BACK TO US SOON (but not too soon, please enjoy yourself, that sounds like a good time ♥)

[browbeats]

If I try to come back too soon will you just point out the door and tell me to drink more beer? THANK YOU I'LL HAVE ALL OF THE FUN. 💜

[cygninae]

Maybe I'll just tell you to stay with us but also drink more beer if you're in the mood for it. ♥

[dreamsofdragons]

That sounds like the BEST vacation! Drunkenly petting dogs on a beach?! So jealous

Have so much fun for me!

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Oookay I said I was only going to have one fun, but if you're asking me to have fun for you too I'll see what I can do. I GUESS I'LL HAVE ALL OF THE FUN. 💚

[ulixes]

you're living your best possible life and i'm happy for you

that said, i miss you already D:

[browbeats]

I'm already starting to forget your face. It's like I never even knew it.

[ulixes]

how could you forget my classically handsome looks and stunning bod??? next you'll be telling me you don't recall how i'm also rich and famous

[browbeats]

OH YES THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE DYLAN SPROUSE, brother of some guy on tv

[ulixes]

gdi i set myself up for this the HOTTER brother

[bambae]

But what am I supposed to do while you're off running with puppies on a beach tho

[browbeats]

REMEMBER ME FONDLY, PREFERABLY.

[uponawire]

Answer: DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT, NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

[bambae]

I mean am i not already on my way to doing that already

[jerras]

That sounds like a wonderful vacation plan, tbh. Have fun!

[magitechnically]

ENJOY THOSE THREE EXCELLENT THINGS. ❤❤❤

[quinning]

eh.