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HELLOO this is CAMERON i also have a character to intro bc yall dont see enough of me around here i guess lmfao sorry
this is cassius holcomb, coppertale sophomore. also known as cash, because cassius is a silly name. his concept is "overcompensating suburban kid shoots for the moon, lands amongst the dumpsters" and, well, that's it in a nutshell. he's here to join the OVERACHIEVERS CLUB, although, amusingly enough, not the goody-two-shoes club. cash won't push you under a bus, but he won't stop you from making a bad choice, either. he's perfectly willing to watch you eat shit so long as his face stays clean, especially if it helps him to get ahead. he's not a bad kid, though! he wants to be a nice boy, he's just acutely aware that it's a dog-eat-dog world.
cash comes from an almost parodically-suburban* nuclear family that was obsessed with keeping up with the joneses. cash inherited those sensibilities, but ruined it for his family when he came out as transgender at 13. his folks passive-aggressively ignore him entirely, and he's been essentially on his own ever since then. as a result, he's very into the concept of self-sufficiency; he never wants to have to scramble to figure things out again and he knows he can't rely on anyone else to do things for him.
he's always trying to make the grade, win the award, be the best... but sometimes his tendency to trip and fall into hijinx gets the way of his dreams. he might be trying to peddle you a pyramid scheme. c'mon, how can you say no to this face?
he uses his Hard Earned Gainz to buy testosterone from unscrupulous dudes who sell to teenagers in gyms, which is not something anyone should do. to date, he has neither been caught buying nor taking his T (he stashes the used needles in a tin under his bed). theoretically, this could cause trouble down the line, since ... that looks sketchy af, lol. no, he won't ask for help from the school and also authority figures can suck his dick.
*sorry in advance if anyone is from hendrickson, nv, because i shit on it all the time in his app. i'm sure it's lovely! i hear it's very safe.
this is cassius holcomb, coppertale sophomore. also known as cash, because cassius is a silly name. his concept is "overcompensating suburban kid shoots for the moon, lands amongst the dumpsters" and, well, that's it in a nutshell. he's here to join the OVERACHIEVERS CLUB, although, amusingly enough, not the goody-two-shoes club. cash won't push you under a bus, but he won't stop you from making a bad choice, either. he's perfectly willing to watch you eat shit so long as his face stays clean, especially if it helps him to get ahead. he's not a bad kid, though! he wants to be a nice boy, he's just acutely aware that it's a dog-eat-dog world.
cash comes from an almost parodically-suburban* nuclear family that was obsessed with keeping up with the joneses. cash inherited those sensibilities, but ruined it for his family when he came out as transgender at 13. his folks passive-aggressively ignore him entirely, and he's been essentially on his own ever since then. as a result, he's very into the concept of self-sufficiency; he never wants to have to scramble to figure things out again and he knows he can't rely on anyone else to do things for him.
he's always trying to make the grade, win the award, be the best... but sometimes his tendency to trip and fall into hijinx gets the way of his dreams. he might be trying to peddle you a pyramid scheme. c'mon, how can you say no to this face?
he uses his Hard Earned Gainz to buy testosterone from unscrupulous dudes who sell to teenagers in gyms, which is not something anyone should do. to date, he has neither been caught buying nor taking his T (he stashes the used needles in a tin under his bed). theoretically, this could cause trouble down the line, since ... that looks sketchy af, lol. no, he won't ask for help from the school and also authority figures can suck his dick.
*sorry in advance if anyone is from hendrickson, nv, because i shit on it all the time in his app. i'm sure it's lovely! i hear it's very safe.
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NATE - idk man he's in the library, why are you the worst at this nate
RILEY - is annoying. If you can manage to avoid her, I'm proud of u. I mean, she's also dumb as fuck, so WHO KNOWS, maybe cash wants to get her to buy some sweet black market lemonade or test answers or something idk man
ROSY - has her eye on u.
ROBIN - has his eye on u 2 but also everyone else, he's watching all y'all. Idk idk how to tell how people are gonna react to this weirdo.
JEFFY - oh no Jeffy you are a ball of naivete and sunshine. He loves all sophomores equally, you are all his very best friends.
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NATE is gr8, maybe cash will see him at the lib.
RILEY is ?wily (ok no more rhymes). riley is amusing af. cash isn't easy to wind up at all, so he probably derives distant amusement from her antics more than anything. but also he's a baby sophomore, so what does he know. does she want to buy test answers? he's got 'em. only 40 dragots a page, yo.
ROSY is unfairly pre-judging and look at him??? rosy??? this is the face of a prefect in the making???? rosy pls he was middle school treasurer he's a good boy
ROBIN can dunk him in the trash if he wants. but also, maybe sometime, they can bond over vague survivalist ideals. cash is v. much a kid from the 'burbs, so he dont know shit yet, but he would love to learn some of the stuff robin knows. but also, he's sure robin is crazy. so. shrug emoji?
— jeffy is a baby angel. cash isn't so sure he's friends with any of youse. but he will make some sophomore friends, so help me god.
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I'm mad at you for not maintaining the rhyming scheme all the way through, I WANTED TO KNOW ROBIN'S (is he a toboggan???)
Riley will stupidly pay for those test answers and then forget to actually take them with her.
ROSY CAN SMELL TROUBLE she's caused enough of it. SHE KNOWS THAT LOOK, she's onto you.
Robin will probably only dump him in the trash if he asks how to survive in a trash can. Or if he's next to Robin's baby brother and he just grabs the wrong kid (easy mistake to make?? HE WASN'T WEARING HIS GLASSES AND ALL YOU LITTLE FOXES LOOK THE SAME OK). HE'S JUST A LOUD WEIRDO WITH NO SOCIAL GRACES WHO THINKS HE'S FUNNY. but he'll also gladly share plenty of survival skills........though like 50% of them will probably be bullshit (HE DOESN'T WANT COMPETITION AFTER THE APOCALYPSE).
Come sign our thank you card to the forest caaaaash, it's gonna be so much fun when it comes to thank us back DON'T YOU WANT THE WOODS TO COME TALK TO YOU CASH
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he will not (NOT) be signing the forest shit thank you card smh yall are SIGNING YR NAMES ON EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU ................ maybe he'll sign w a pseudonym tho