Name: Ugly Quail, which is what my phone autocorrects Ulysses' name to.
What do they look for in a person?: #1 turn on is being into him, lmao, sorry. He loves attention and being praised. It's not cute. OTHER THAN THAT: someone who shares his values, someone who's fun to be around, someone who he can have a good back-and-forth with. A little friction/teasing is great, but actual antagonism is a hard no because he's ~sensitive, lmao. It's a little tough, because he's attracted to power & success, to uncomplicated people, and to people who have their shit on lock -- hypocritically, obviously. Truly, deep down, I think his dream date would be someone who he felt he could be himself around. It would be nice to be able to let down his guard and be a soft, little weirdo with too many feelings and not worry that the other person sees him as some kind of failure as a man. Unfortunately for him, the kind of person he's attracted to is unlikely to be into... that. And he's shallow, so they have to be hot.
What do they find romantic?: Uhhh, Ulysses has two romantic scenario fantasies and both are a little embarrassing. #1 = "We are an effortlessly cool power couple and everyone is very impressed and jealous." #2 = "We get married and have 2 children and a dog and a PONY and she makes me toast in the morning and it's nice." (Neither of these are possible b/c he sucks.)
Who do they have a crush on?: Sorry that winning is an aphrodisiac.
Are they seeing someone right now?: Naw, dawg. Freebird.
oh gosh i didn't realise how long this got 1/2
What do they look for in a person?: #1 turn on is being into him, lmao, sorry. He loves attention and being praised. It's not cute. OTHER THAN THAT: someone who shares his values, someone who's fun to be around, someone who he can have a good back-and-forth with. A little friction/teasing is great, but actual antagonism is a hard no because he's ~sensitive, lmao. It's a little tough, because he's attracted to power & success, to uncomplicated people, and to people who have their shit on lock -- hypocritically, obviously. Truly, deep down, I think his dream date would be someone who he felt he could be himself around. It would be nice to be able to let down his guard and be a soft, little weirdo with too many feelings and not worry that the other person sees him as some kind of failure as a man. Unfortunately for him, the kind of person he's attracted to is unlikely to be into... that. And he's shallow, so they have to be hot.
What do they find romantic?: Uhhh, Ulysses has two romantic scenario fantasies and both are a little embarrassing. #1 = "We are an effortlessly cool power couple and everyone is very impressed and jealous." #2 = "We get married and have 2 children and a dog and a PONY and she makes me toast in the morning and it's nice." (Neither of these are possible b/c he sucks.)
Who do they have a crush on?: Sorry that winning is an aphrodisiac.
Are they seeing someone right now?: Naw, dawg. Freebird.