JUNIOR BONDING RESULTS

[goosemods]

Why yes, everyone did get these results last Friday. Sorry, I swear in the future we will do this in a timely manner. (Or at least do it in real-time? WE'RE MAKING THIS UP AS WE GO.) Anyway, I drew up a whole ridiculous spreadsheet to calculate everyone's RNG results, and THEY ARE:

JUNIOR EBONHIDES AND JUNIOR RIBBONFINS: Archery

BEST SHOT: Chloe Shepherd!
She gets a Disney's Robin Hood hat and a bag of chocolate coins.

WORST SHOT: Sybilla Borgin!
She gets a metal sheriff's badge and a bag of chocolate coins.

JUNIOR AZURCRESTS AND JUNIOR COPPERTALES: Egg Drop

THIRD PLACE: Riley, Olivia & Coralee

SECOND PLACE: Dominic, Harriet & Reece

FIRST PLACE: Addy, Saira & Sy!
They win three plastic crowns with an egg motif.
Congratulations kids!!!! I hope we all feel closer now.

Comments

[browbeats]

No the real winners are the people who got egg crowns

[threatens]

SY AGREES

he's getting so many bullshit awards, it's like he's suffering no karmic consequences for being a huge asshole for this entire month

[browbeats]

Except for that quidditch game, that helped alleviate some of that karmic debt

[threatens]

AND NOW IT'S HIS TEAM WHO'S SUFFERING UNDER HIS BATSHIT PRACTICE SCHEDULE

he deserves this crown, rosemary. just like you probably deserved getting almost shot i mean who knows how karma works

[bambae]

Not true. Chris enjoys it. Let's keep this batshit practice schedule up all year!

[browbeats]

It's official Rosy is not going to feel bad when ribbonfin kicks their ass in 2 weeks

[threatens]

LOL YOU WISH ROSY

no actually i am in agony not knowing who wins because we're not going to rng the results until next week. maybe coppertale will redeem themselves. OR MAYBE SY IS WORKING HIS TEAM TO DEATH FOR NO REASON

either way i'm sure the stokers will have a mature, reasonable post-game discussion about it