JUNIOR BONDING RESULTS

[goosemods]

Why yes, everyone did get these results last Friday. Sorry, I swear in the future we will do this in a timely manner. (Or at least do it in real-time? WE'RE MAKING THIS UP AS WE GO.) Anyway, I drew up a whole ridiculous spreadsheet to calculate everyone's RNG results, and THEY ARE:

JUNIOR EBONHIDES AND JUNIOR RIBBONFINS: Archery

BEST SHOT: Chloe Shepherd!
She gets a Disney's Robin Hood hat and a bag of chocolate coins.

WORST SHOT: Sybilla Borgin!
She gets a metal sheriff's badge and a bag of chocolate coins.

JUNIOR AZURCRESTS AND JUNIOR COPPERTALES: Egg Drop

THIRD PLACE: Riley, Olivia & Coralee

SECOND PLACE: Dominic, Harriet & Reece

FIRST PLACE: Addy, Saira & Sy!
They win three plastic crowns with an egg motif.
Congratulations kids!!!! I hope we all feel closer now.

Comments

[browbeats]

GODDAMMIT SYLVESTER. Rosy lost AND was almost killed by the winner AND SY WON AN EGG CROWN.

Riley on the other hand considers herself a winner always.

[goosemods]

Riley understands the point of monthly bonding activities. Maybe the real winners were the friends we made along the way.

[browbeats]

No the real winners are the people who got egg crowns

[threatens]

SY AGREES

he's getting so many bullshit awards, it's like he's suffering no karmic consequences for being a huge asshole for this entire month

[browbeats]

Except for that quidditch game, that helped alleviate some of that karmic debt

[threatens]

AND NOW IT'S HIS TEAM WHO'S SUFFERING UNDER HIS BATSHIT PRACTICE SCHEDULE

he deserves this crown, rosemary. just like you probably deserved getting almost shot i mean who knows how karma works

[bambae]

Not true. Chris enjoys it. Let's keep this batshit practice schedule up all year!

[browbeats]

It's official Rosy is not going to feel bad when ribbonfin kicks their ass in 2 weeks

[threatens]

LOL YOU WISH ROSY

no actually i am in agony not knowing who wins because we're not going to rng the results until next week. maybe coppertale will redeem themselves. OR MAYBE SY IS WORKING HIS TEAM TO DEATH FOR NO REASON

either way i'm sure the stokers will have a mature, reasonable post-game discussion about it

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Katya feels Team Low Expectations lived up to their expectations.

[cecaelian]

AHHHHHH the egg crown~~~~~~ ;o;

Ursula needs to trade dance dates with Coralee so she can get her hands on that egg crown. :(

[cecaelian]

....also I may live in spreadsheets all day and clicked that link hoping it would actually be the spreadsheet.

I really like spreadsheets.

[threatens]

omg I didn't think anyone would actually want to see my dumb spreadsheet but here:

[cecaelian]

ROFL OMG THIS PLEASES ME TO NO END. OH GOOD YOUR SECRET FORMULA WAS ACTUALLY V EASY TO FIGURE OUT THAT WOULD HAVE BOTHERED ME A LOT

and ROFL at Ursula getting the second highest archery RNG.

seriously, i am so delighted by this, thank you

[cecaelian]

Also




Sy's team won thanks to Addy. That is beautiful.

[addytives]

you're welcome, team ASS
I guess that still doesn't work

[threatens]

TEAM BADASS OBV

addy was the heart and soul of this egg parenting family

[addytives]

Awww she was just happy to see their bb egg live a long(er) life

And because of the crown

[bambae]

Dom singlehandedly got his team second place. Olivia is so proud of him.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

Dom says YOU KNOW IT and fistbumps her, tbh.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Oh god, Team Low Expectations did REALLY bad.

[threatens]

LMAO YES BUT IRONICALLY KATYA GOT A 90 IN RNG

if only she'd taken artificing, that crown would've been hers

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

WHY KATYA WHY MUST YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD RNG AND SUCH TERRIBLE CRAFTING?

[quinning]

YESSSS

I FUCKING LOVE SPREADSHEETS

[riledup]

rip fernando the egg you were so fucked :(((

[cecaelian]

PS. Just kidding she likes you better than a plastic egg crown, Reid ;;;;;;;;;;

[addytives]

ADDY WORE THE EGG CROWN UNTIL TOLD TO STOP!!

[choneychurch]

Cecil is delighted and will never tell her to stop. And so he's proud, obviously!

[choneychurch]

*he's so proud

I speak English. Really.

[addytives]

I understand this typo woe
She would absolutely let/make Cecil borrow it

[sylla]

THE SHERRIF'S BADGE OF SHAME as Sylla calls it

[cmdrchloe]

Chloe winning like:



"But I almost killed my room mate."

Did they want her to kill her roommate???

[hisshiss]

APPARENTLY

[cmdrchloe]

This school is so weird