ARCHIE'S HAIR BINDER

[cherubic]

HI GUYS, it just occurred to me that I should probably make a definitive list of the people Archie has samples from. Most of these were obtained without people knowing, but some were given with permission (Tally, for instance, I believe, and Hero reluctantly). The blood samples from teammates were probably collected by offering a handkerchief if someone had been hurt, and then taking the handkerchief back. Clothing items would be small and (hopefully) easily forgotten.

These are just guesses, so if you want to contest any of these, I'll remove them! Additionally, if you want to volunteer your character to have been, uh, a brief object of Archie's attentions, I'll add them! It would also be fun if you could define what item he managed to squirrel away, to add to this highly questionable collection.

If your character is on this list, Archie might claim they're predisposed to a random medical condition!

PEOPLE ARCHIE HAS BIOLOGICAL SAMPLES OF:

• Hero (blood, hair, clothing)
  
• Tally (blood)
  
• Chad (blood, toothbrush)
  
• Lucas (hair, empty inhaler)
  
• Austin (hair, clothing)
  
• Lilika (hair)
  
• Nia (hair)
  
• Addy (hair, used water bottle)
  
• Clem (hair)
  
• Ulysses (blood)
  
• Casper (blood)
  
• Bert (hair)
  
• Riley (hair, tube of lipstick)
  
• Cameron (hair, clothing)
  
• Casey (clothing)
  
• Ari (hair)
  
• Todd (blood)
  
• Cash (hair)
  
• Cole (hair)
  
• Ruby (hair)
  
• Micah (blood)
  
• Sy (clothing, used water bottle)
  
• Iliya (hair)

Comments

[websterknox]

hands down the creepiest subject line to appear in my email

and i love it

[cherubic]

He's a bad child and you're welcome!

[bubblewrapped]

That's my boy!

[cherubic]

He's a Scientist.

[longcons]

i'm proud of him!!!!!!! he's doing such good and thorough research!!!!!!!

[cherubic]

He needs a Cash sample BUT I JUST REMEMBERED JJ LET ME SAY HE HAD TODD'S BLOOD

[casperkim]

Archie is an amazing, terrible boy. ♥ This would make Casper livid but permission definitely granted!

If you want easy samples from any of my others, Balthazar would probably go along if asked because roommates and Cole is both very oblivious and very agreeable.

[cherubic]

Sorry Casper he's unraveling the mysteries of your shiny hair. Between this and his Amortentia perfume he's going to become an unlikely beauty mogul.

[electable]

Tally sometimes steals hair from people she has crushes on for Archie to test but I'd need to think about a definitive list of who her crushes have been


i wonder if she tried to steal hair from agent lopez

[cherubic]

Tally's a good friend who understands the importance of this research. He can give her a very long list of reasons why Hero is undatable and going to die young.

Aim for the stars, Tally.

[casperkim]

This class.

This class.

[odder]

I love Archie just
So much
Permission is all yours for Addy/anyone/Chad’s blood is STUPID easy to acquire

[cherubic]

He's very bad!!!

But Chad's blood was for sure a priority. He needed to test it and see if it's as special as Dinah and Nisha think. He's probably AB- which means Archie could actually tell them, you know what, it's true. Chad's blood is super rare.

[sochill]

Blanket permission for any of my kids if you want them!!! I'll offer like... intelligent commentary on this if I think of anything particularly interesting??? Eileen is the only one of mine who would probably offer something if asked (because she is dumb)

[victimless]

oh my god

blanket permission ofc but if it helps:
- Ruby has too much hair and wouldn't notice if any of it is gone
- Micah is a dumbass who accidentally hurts himself a lot, a blood sample would not be hard to get
- Iliya is constantly napping in public places and would not wake up if someone snipped his hair or whatever else
- Sy might be scary but he is careless with his belongings and you could've probably swiped clothing or a water bottle

[cherubic]

kiss ♥

[un_kept]

Did someone take hair from Issy and give it to Archie a while ago?

[ghostbluster]

I love how weird this is. You have blanket approval from me. Specifics:

Liberty would probably have willingly given him a blood/hair/saliva sample or whatever if he wanted it, because working with consensually acquired samples is ethically better Archie please stop stealing parts of people and their stuff please.

London would also have given him a sample willingly because she thinks he's a genius. She doesn't want to be pricked for science much, but he could have like all the hair she pulls out of her hairbrush if he wants it, or a spit swab. When is she going to die, Archie??? She would also readily help him acquire samples from other people because sophomores are so bad.

Cameron is very careless with all his belongings and it wouldn't be at all hard to get any kind of sample from, whether it's from clothing or a used drinking bottle or like a lost piece of clothing, and he wouldn't even notice it was gone. He wouldn't really get why, but he wouldn't be upset if he found out.

Chloe keeps pretty good track of her belongings, even if she is messy, but if you wanted, it wouldn't be too hard to get a lost hair tie or a chewed pencil. She would be curious about it but not mad if she found out.

Fern probably keeps the closest eye on her stuff and never leaves her drinks unattended because this school is bullshit, but if you wanted he could probably get hair or a cigarette butt. She would not be happy if she found out, though.

[pandoral]

oh my god
uh
you have general approval from me if you'd like to expand archie's collection

panda has long cuttable hair
wilde is constantly bruised/bandaged somewhere so a bandaid would probably be easy
phineas is probably not hard to steal weird clothes from and he smokes a lot so cigarettes maybe
madison .... on second thought, maybe not madison

[holdmyearrings]

Ohmygosh. You definitely have permission to snag stuff from any of mine. Pear would give Archie anything he asked for with minimal complaint. Ursula has very thick hair and fusses with it in the lodge bathroom regularly so I'm sure it's easy to obtain. Essie is probably the hardest since she's a skittish spaz but swiping an empty water bottle or something would be easy enough (how much do flying squirrels shed???). January would probably happily hand hers over to a weird little kid if it meant she was getting attention but swiping an empty cup or bottle during a grotto party would be super easy.

[gwenniepop]

I don't know where I fall on this, lol....I mean, Gwen and Teddy probably leave hair everywhere, as follicle-ly blessed as they are.

[...]
Juniper is 100% the sort who burns all her band-aids so that no one can have her blood. She is too obsessed with evidence trails.....but then if he asked, she'd consider it if she could be involved in the experiment.

[soundscaped]

watch out I'm comin in late here but

Obviously it's always okay to do weird things at my dumb kids. Riley and Austin are in good company on that list. Jeffy is careless enough to leave shit like water bottles or gum around, Georgie sheds like a dog, so does Dinah who also bleeds a lot because she's a dumb Coppertale. Rosy is scary and it's up to Archie if he wants to risk that but she has long hair and punches trees and leaves blood behind there. It's a possibility.

[professionalcorpse]

how did i miss this? (the answer is: because i'm a disaster.)

you can have any of mine that you'd like, whenever you'd like. iggy'd probably be the only one to put up any resistance. bash is oblivious. and roxie'd probably notice, but would be more bemused than anything else.

(also, ASOUE season 2 is out! i'll have to try & make new archie icons now!)

[cherubic]

Roxie is so tolerant.

And omg I'd be extremely grateful for more Archie icons. I'd have to buy more space for my weird child's face. ;o;

[colitaderana]

Blanket permission for either of my boys.