So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

[aftokaiafto]

 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

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[professionalcorpse]

Hello and welcome to the game! I'm Jackie (and I'm late and also braindead) and I've currently got three children:

Most relevant is this disaster here. Sebastien Lacroix (professionalcorpse) tiny little scholarship shit from Canarsie, Brooklyn. (So he speaks like a goddamn punk ass. And not even a little bit in French.) He's also a Junior, but over in Ebonhide. Bash dies a lot in LARP, organizes his movies terribly, and goes over his daily word quota often.

The other two are Roxanne Barringer (uponawire) who is a Senior over in Coppertale. She was raised in what pretty much equates to Magic Traveling Circus and walks tightrope. And Antigone Brown (nightandday), Sophomore in Ribbonfin. She sings in the shower and also in class and her grandpa ruins trains baby Aurors.

[aftokaiafto]

His name vs. his Lack of French is going to give Tristan some kind of whiplash, but like. It's Okay, You Can Be Taught. (Though tbh I will be amused to see how the NY vs. Atlanta dynamic goes, because it will either be fantastic or a trainwreck.) ♥

Tristan will obviously have to heckle Roxanne.

...also, I'm pretty sure Antigone is going to get a nickname and it's going to be Tigger.

[professionalcorpse]

He's aware. His dad's parents speak it? He ... does not. He speaks like he has no idea how concluding consonants work. (Well, his boyfriend's from Georgia? So he's succeeding on ONE Southern/Northern relation front. Ish. He thinks?)

Roxie's the most placid person in the world. He's more than welcome to try. She'd enjoy it!

And Antigone will hate this.

[aftokaiafto]

All these Georgia folks, I'm so pleased lmao. HONESTLY I'M SURE THEY'D GET ON FINE once Tristan turns on his Yankee-to-Actual-English mental translator.

(Says me, the ESL idiot ahhhhhhhh :'D )

Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger ♥