So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

[aftokaiafto]

 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

Comments

[imnotlistening]

It is. And it's okay. They're all used to it by now.

Milo will resist this until he actually likes it but continues resisting ON PRINCIPLE.

Carolina never knew she had so much POWER.

Ana is #sorrynotsorry. That might make her do it more because HOW CUTE.

[aftokaiafto]

First order of business: learning to fingerspell Mimi.

[cant_even]

Isabelle starkly refuses to teach him how to fingerspell mimi.

[aftokaiafto]

I Thought You Loved Him.

[cant_even]

I mean she'll teach him the alphabet...

In which case he'll figure it out.

But she won't BLATANTLY teach him.

[aftokaiafto]

What's the sign for "boogers" so that can be Issy's name

[cant_even]

She hates you

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[aftokaiafto]

[evercreep]

Calvin is practical. Time for basic ESL lessons.

[aftokaiafto]

I feel like this can only go So Wrong.

...but maybe we found our Rubbishbin junior bonding activity?

[evercreep]

Yes, Calvin is like I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE, SIT DOWN FOR LESSONS WITH MR EVERCREECH. >:|

[colemoss]

Well. IF MR. EVERCREECH SAYS SO, Cole is stuck.

[aftokaiafto]

Co faire, Monsieur Evercreech? Tu es commes les vieux. ♥

[evercreep]

He needs to work on his French, but his sign language is solid. Mmmmmaybe Tristan can help him with the former.

[aftokaiafto]

...he can probably be bribed. ♥