So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

[aftokaiafto]

 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

Comments

[theniceboy]

Eve's accent also makes her sound like she might punch you in the face even when she's complimenting you, so this should be hilarious

Solo's currently trying to inspire group hugs with the ebonhide quidditch team and uh it's just not going well. But he's undaunted! (That's a lie, he's slowly giving up on those particular cacti).

[aftokaiafto]

Don't give up, Han Solo! You're my only hope!

Maybe fishies will be more receptive to his TLC? :O

[cant_even]

sam and issy are both friends with solo. there's a special kid in each house receptive to solo's charms

except afaik, no one in coppertale yet loves solo.

[aftokaiafto]

...that's just not allowed. I want to speak to a manager.