So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

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 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

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Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you're logged into Kurt lmao. Somehow this makes you more charming. ♥

But Kurt's niffler familiar may have to fend off Tristan's kitty cat Piper, who is equally notorious for such things? Familiar vs. Familiar Battle Royale?

Paige! You're precious! A true gem! Let him read them!

Casey: Tristan? Who's he? Never met him.

Corrigan- I'M NOT SURE YET WE WILL HAVE TO SEE but he makes a general policy of not telling ladies what to do because down that road lies danger and also he was raised Properly (in theory).

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fair I DID SAY I was a little drunk, corrigan's ~byebyebirdies

IDK IF NEWT WOULD FIGHT or if kurt would let him, that kid's pacifist to the core

She alsi divines using fish guts so ymmv

Ok be warned she is a DEMON CHILD

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Kurt: Tomorrow we tango y/y?

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If Tristan can convince him! He's not really a dancer and only knows how to do ballroom because he's a silly blueblood boy.

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It's just for funsies Kurt-babe, don't fret. ♥