So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

[aftokaiafto]

 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

Comments

[evercreep]

Perfect! ♥ I think we can assume over the last couple years Calvin's developed enough affection for Tristan that he'll be on good behavior... and also stab someone in the back for him. No need to thank him, he has everything under control. Regardless, he's still yelling at Tristan about those dirty socks though. >:(

YES WONDERFUL, Spencer is ALWAYS up for DOING STUPID SHIT. He's my trash boy.

He'll warm up if Tristan's nice to him, he's just... a little offbeat. :(

Haha! Yes, they very well may have! Kenzie's in it for Fun, so she's very polarizing. We'll have to see in game if they enjoy one another's attention or if Tristan thinks she's a monster. (Spoiler: she's kind of a monster.)

YEAH THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK THERE.

[aftokaiafto]

Calvin my love, Tristan is the sort of person to sleep the opposite way in his bed just so he can put his toes in your face while you're doing something wholesome like reading. Or leaning his Whole Body over the headboard to be obnoxious and in your space (personal space what personal space).

Between Spencer and Tristan, who's the lighter one--

[evercreep]

Calvin is fussy about personal space but he's USED TO THIS and will just pointlessly grouse about it.

HMMMMM, Tristan's a little taller, but Spencer's been lifting girls for years. MIGHT BE A TOSS-UP. But if Tristan wants to try and throw Spencer around he has 0 fear about being dropped.

Alsooooo, it just occurred to me... as a junior you'll hear people talking about that class as the "40 best friends". The juniors on the whole are pretty close knit (with some exceptions), and they sometimes joke about all being best friends.