So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

[aftokaiafto]

 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

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[aftokaiafto]

ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY. DON'T MISS ME TOO TERRIBLY. ♥

[ulixes]

TOO LATE i MUST'VE missed you bc i snuck off to write this intro reply from my phone instead of just waiting like a normal human being. damn you!!!

anyway, lol. my kids. first up is this fucko here; this is ulysses quayle. he's a senior ebonhide, so no overlap there, but if cha boy runs in them blueblood circles, they're probably familiar. the quayles are a v wealthy and politically prominent family from olympus, tennessee. MACUSA ppl!!! ulysses is a spoiled brat with too many feelings, but also like, charming, i guess? his hobbies include quidditch (he's co-captain of the ebonhide team) and relentlessly teasing people. the more he likes you, the worse he gets. sorry.

next are my juniors. sadly, no ribbonfins. both are prefects!! neither of them have much overlap, but the junior class tends to be pretty tight, and he'd probably know them.

cassius holcomb is an overachiever with an extremely deadpan sense of humour and a reputation for being 1) laconic, 2) straight-laced, 3) judgemental. he's best friends with disaster baby todd and is constantly looking directly at the camera, The Office style. especially when his fellow coppertales go off half-cocked and get their dumb asses into shit. not a pisces. basically the opposite of a pisces.

zachary zheng is my only good boy. he's an azurcrest prefect, and a big ol' nerd. catch him in the library eagerly collecting one of his patented Fun Facts™ OR clucking behind his friends as they run off into trouble. very much a team dad. voted most likely to give you candy at any given time. probably wears a fanny pack and that fanny pack definitely has 2 band-aids and 4 packs of skittles in in it.

and then i have marie patterson who is a coppertale soph and a garbage child and not rly relevant.