So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

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 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

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HELLO WELCOME I am Jenny I am here and phone posting and intoxicated. Welcome welcome welcome!! Here is a rundown of my characters.

Lucas Kowalski (bubblewrapped) is a junior Azurcrest. He is also from Georgia! But he is a muggleborn. He is the Charms TA and a huge dork/perky goth. Lucas is a gifted wizard but not good at much else. He will be shy and awkward but friendly enough with Tristan!

Yancey Montgomery (hotdish) is a Ribbonfin senior, so he's a tiny bit in Tristan's orbit. He's LARP prez and a cheerleader. He also likes hockey, so, not really an ice skater but decent on the ice.

Antonia Papadakis (heyitsnia) is an Ebonhide senior and head girl. She is here if you ever need a prefect!

Nisha Lewis (godzillabutworse) is a Coppertale soph and quidditch chaser. She is a small demon and although there's not a lot of overt overlap I'm sure she will harass Tristan sometime.

Griffin Flowers (cosmonot) is an Azurcrest sophomore who grew up in Amish country and wants to be an astronaut. He is a quidditch keeper. Not SUPER relevant!!

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@LUCAS GEORGIA HEAUXES REPRESENT come on we have to show these yankees up

@fancy yancey- take him to LARP. Do it.

Ahhhhh I'm so excited ♥