So what do y'all get if you play a country song backwards?

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 Well, y'all get your dog back.

You get your truck back.

And you get your woman back.

Or your baby got back--

Or you get a Tristan Gascoigne, here to ruin everything by being too Georgia Cajun to be allowed. (If you have a receipt, I suggest you return him ASAP.) 

(Unless you got him on clearance, and then not even Jesus can help y'all now.)

UM HI ANYWAY, I'm Anya and this is my first go-'round here at DingleGooseberry and I'm?? Really?? Excited?? Y'all please be patient with me, I beg of thee, because I'm still figuring out the RP mechanics.

(I'm a refugee from Tumblr...and from LJ, before the Fire Nation attacked.) 

But yes, please come say hi while I get myself and my stupid Southern boy situated? I'M REALLY EXCITED?

Oh, quick run-down! (Not diarrhea. Or maybe it is; the verbal kind.)

Important Junk: HELLO FELLOW RIBBONFIN JUNIORS, WHAT'S GOOD IN THE MCHOOD

Ya boi's classes: History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Transfigurations, Potions (under EXTREME DURESS), Magizoology, Charms, and Wizard Literature. Help him. HELP HIM!

"Boy, do you ever leave this cabin": For Equestrian and OE, HE DO. He's open to being dragged to other clubs. (Even LARP. He's a big ol' Tolkien/high fantasy gay. Take no prisoners.)

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I mean, I'd forgive you either way because Stranger Things is amazing. And if you end up REALLY liking it, I suggest you check out the comic Paper Girls. It's got a similar vibe and it's excellent.

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Trying to do this from my phone during a food break LETS GO

Ariadne Flint (this journal) is a junior Ebonhide. She's a Hogwarts exchange student and from one of the very old pure blood families in England although she's a half blood. She has a tendency to be a kiss ass to pureblood students as a force of habit so she's probably never antagonized Tristan although she's one of the resident mean girls here. She also runs the school newspaper and is in a couple clubs including Equestrian club!

Todd Skynner (@quickbuck) is my other junior. He's in coppertale and is just extremely over dramatic and always upset about everything. He thinks Ramon is his archnemesis and he's going to the Halloween dance with Calvin so Tristan might know him through roommate gossip. Or just general school gossip. He's always making a fool of himself (most recently he's been insisting that one of the campus ghosts is trying to kidnap him bc she's in love with him)

Natalie Prince (@heresie) is a sophomore but fellow ribbonfin . She's a huge busybody but mostly involved in music and choir so Tristan might be able to avoid her. And my other two (Clem Decourt and Reece Downing) are in different house year combos from him . This was not super helpful but I'm excited to have you here in the game!!!

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Omg I'm not sure how he'll react to Ariadne and buttkissing, but we shall see!

Todd is a treasure and I'm half in love with him already by that description alone.

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She's a little less that way this year but she is close w Kenzie and a few of the other American blue blood types so they probably cross paths every now and then.

Todd is my special boy :(

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Tristan is Obligated to Hang with the Blues, so they'll run across each other.

Todd is soft. :C ♥

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I'm back! Stranger Things is good!!! I forgot my own blueblood boy!

Reece's family is fairly influential on the MACUSA scene. The Downings are new money, and the money comes from the nomaj side of the family, so some older pureblood families look down their noses at them. They're also yankees (he's from the Upper East Side), so he and Tristan probably don't run in the exact same circles. But he is very close with the Quayles, so if Tristan knows Ulysses through family things it's definitely possible that he's crossed paths with Reece too. Besides that, Reece is one of the senior prefects and is very friendly. His older sister Cris was one of the co-founders of the LARP club and Reece is a fixture there. Also, the primary recruiter. Please come do LARP with them, it's super cool he promises

And since I'm here now my last one is Clem Decourt (neattrick) who's one of the Ebonhide Quidditch captains. They really have almost no overlap outside of both being in OE... and they're both Pisces. Pisceses? Her dad is also famous for being the star player on Louisiana's quodpot team about a decade ago. I scraped the bottom of the barrel and that's all I have. It's fine if they don't talk lmao