VERITASERUM Pt. 2: CHARACTERS

[goosemods]

VERITASERUM MEME:
CHARACTERS

Oh no, your character has accidentally ingested Veritaserum! This powerful truth serum effectively forces the drinker to answer any questions put to them truthfully. This is probably bad news for even the most well-behaved teenager.

RULES

• Post your characters as individual comments, then wait for other people to ask questions! So people can find them more easily, please remember to put your character's name in the subject line.


• If you'd like to post a general question, go to THIS POST. Anyone can come along and answer these questions.


• Your character has to be honest to the best of their knowledge. They will answer with what they believe is the truth. They can also attempt to evade answering, as long as they don't lie.


• Please remember to keep questions PG-13. You can ask sex stuff, just don't get explicit.


• This meme is strictly non-canon. Nothing said in this post is part of game canon in any way. When we return to our regularly scheduled game, your character absolutely cannot reference anything revealed to them in this meme. If you do, the mods may have to tsk tsk you and ask you to take back the reference. No one wants that.

Comments

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

And?

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

jade is the hottest and meanest but ana is the cutest

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

No way, dude. Ana's the hottest, Hazel's the cutest, and Jade's the meanest.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

WHAT? no

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

Definitely, yes.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

ana is way cuter than hazel

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

This is legit. Ana wins MAJOR POINTS in the cuteness category. Todd doesn't have totally garbage judgment when it comes to women.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

thanks, micah

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

Nah, man. Hazel's like [...] the cute tomboy. She's all rough-and-tumble and sassy and she's one of the guys. Half the time I see her she's in a tree. That's cute.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

OK your logic that Hazel is ~~like a guy~~ and that makes her "cute" and not hot is kind of reductively heteronormative???? Also maybe you should try making out with her a bunch of times because I GUARANTEE your assessment of Hazel's hotness would change.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

I was gonna say Ana's cuter cause she's more girly though.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

I already said she's hot. Like forever ago. To you. Don't get on my case just because her Squirrel Girling it up is cute.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

Uh I can't BELIEVE none of you are rating Hazel the hottest?????

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

I mean, they're all hot. Ana's just the hottest.

How would you rank them then?

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

Hazel's the HOTTEST, obv. Actually, wait, Jade REALLY IS incredibly hot, it's just a different kind of hot. Like, if we had two kinds of hot that involved "girls willing to hurt you" then both Hazel and Jade rank, but they're TWO SEPARATE BRANDS of pain you're subjecting yourself to in the name of hotness.

[...] Hang on I need to think about this more.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

'Pain for hotness' is sort of you and Todd's thing. I'm not awarding bonus points for that.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

OK OK OK OK fair enough we need to approach this more OBJECTIVELY.

Hazel's hottest, Ana's cutest, Jade's meanest. Objective truth!!!!

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

Still wrong.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[novelling]

[...]

You have a boyfriend, Micah.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[heathclifflacey]

Oh shit.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING I KNOW I DO!!!!!!

[...] Wait, are you jealous???? Because I swear I don't have romantic interest in Jade anymore. I mean no more than I usually have romantic interest in my friends which MIGHT be a non-zero amount at any given time but THAT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT A CONSIDERATION now that I have a boyfriend whom I love a lot. Hi Spencer stop reading this please??

Re: Jade Otterwell

[longcons]

I'm not sure anyone is hot in high school. We all look like the middle picture on the cover of an Animorphs book.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[stclair]

Soooo... what does it MEAN then that I think you're hot????

Re: Jade Otterwell

[longcons]

There's an obvious rejoinder here, but under the circumstances, I'm not able to say it.

Re: Jade Otterwell

[quickbuck]

i would NOW but jade is still meanest