goose_ooc | VERITASERUM Pt. 2: CHARACTERS

VERITASERUM MEME:
CHARACTERS

Oh no, your character has accidentally ingested Veritaserum! This powerful truth serum effectively forces the drinker to answer any questions put to them truthfully. This is probably bad news for even the most well-behaved teenager.

RULES

Post your characters as individual comments, then wait for other people to ask questions! So people can find them more easily, please remember to put your character's name in the subject line.

If you'd like to post a general question, go to THIS POST. Anyone can come along and answer these questions.

Your character has to be honest to the best of their knowledge. They will answer with what they believe is the truth. They can also attempt to evade answering, as long as they don't lie.

Please remember to keep questions PG-13. You can ask sex stuff, just don't get explicit.

This meme is strictly non-canon. Nothing said in this post is part of game canon in any way. When we return to our regularly scheduled game, your character absolutely cannot reference anything revealed to them in this meme. If you do, the mods may have to tsk tsk you and ask you to take back the reference. No one wants that.

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I mean, they're all hot. Ana's just the hottest.

How would you rank them then?

Edited 2017-08-20 06:05 (UTC)

Hazel's the HOTTEST, obv. Actually, wait, Jade REALLY IS incredibly hot, it's just a different kind of hot. Like, if we had two kinds of hot that involved "girls willing to hurt you" then both Hazel and Jade rank, but they're TWO SEPARATE BRANDS of pain you're subjecting yourself to in the name of hotness.

[...] Hang on I need to think about this more.

'Pain for hotness' is sort of you and Todd's thing. I'm not awarding bonus points for that.

OK OK OK OK fair enough we need to approach this more OBJECTIVELY.

Hazel's hottest, Ana's cutest, Jade's meanest. Objective truth!!!!

Still wrong.

I hate that I'm saying this but I agree with Micah

Micah has some good opinions.

I thought you said we were all Animagi or whatever.

Edited 2017-08-20 08:09 (UTC)

And I stand by that. I was speaking generally.

Re: Jade Otterwell

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[...]

You have a boyfriend, Micah.

~~Oh shit.~~

~~WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING~~ I KNOW I DO!!!!!!

[...] Wait, are you jealous???? Because I swear I don't have romantic interest in Jade anymore. I mean no more than I usually have romantic interest in my friends which MIGHT be a non-zero amount at any given time but THAT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT A CONSIDERATION now that I have a boyfriend whom I love a lot. Hi Spencer stop reading this please??

[...]

It seemed like you needed a reminder.

I mean I don't stop suddenly having working eyes when I'm dating someone but OK OK OK this is rapidly turning into a hole I'm digging myself into so FAIR ENOUGH

Or opinions, evidently.

EVERY TIME I STOP PAYING ATTENTION I COME BACK AND SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH SOMEONE ELSE

You wanna give me the "I totally like you I just love flirting more" speech again???? Maybe third time's the fuckin charm.

Ohhhhhhhhh god.

You're going to break up with me aren't you?

IT'S CROSSED MY MIND A FEW TIMES.

You really think I'd just put up with this forever?

I don't know??????? I was KINDA HOPING it would different once we're all actually together and it's not just my words everyone's judging me on because UMMMM if everyone just judged me on the things I said instead of the things I did then boy would I be in some hot water!!!!!

...like I am RIGHT NOW. Ohhhh man my personality is barely even better when I'm off Veritaserum, I'm just WAY BETTER at reassuring you because I can lie.

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In his defence I'm not sure this constitutes flirting.

Yeah it's a little more like one sided drooling.

And it's hardly fair of you to ask him to change his thoughts. Whether or not he'd say these things when not under the influence of veritaserum that should matter.

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I'm not sure anyone is hot in high school. We all look like the middle picture on the cover of an Animorphs book.

Soooo... what does it MEAN then that I think you're hot????

There's an obvious rejoinder here, but under the circumstances, I'm not able to say it.