OOC CHATTER POST #3

[goosemods]

It's time to stop rolling around in our own filth, you animals.

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[duelled]

do u have an online wedding registry. i will buy u a waffle iron

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[iliya]

same. i'm finally being paid a liveable wage, and i feel this turn of luck is some deity telling me i need to get ali some nice kitchen knives

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[duelled]

so they can cut the waffles

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[sheepish]

nahh, we're just running down to the courthouse and it feels weird to have a wedding registry when we're not having an actual wedding

i'd love a waffle iron tho because my bf doesn't understand my love of specialized kitchen appliances. i have a kitchen appliance that's called the egg devil and its only function is to boil eggs without water in ~10 mins. i thought he threw it away because i couldn't find it and that was the only real time there was unrest in our household

i found it the other day stashed behind my liquor bottles, oops

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[duelled]

this is it. the most relatable story.

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[iliya]

holy. holy fuckin shit

ali it might be... very important to me that i get an egg devil

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[sheepish]

PLEASE GET AN EGG DEVIL, I LOVE IT SO MUCH. i was genuinely upset when i thought he threw it away and started crying because it's so convenient and i don't have to wait for a pot of water to boil to fix my boiled eggs

instead of buying a new one for $20 on amazon, i would just give him a very forlorn look every time i had to put eggs in a pot of water to boil

and LOOK, THEY COME IN CUTE COLORS!!!

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[iliya]

ali are you an egg devil salesman because you are blowing my mind right now

i hate waiting for water to boil but i love eggs, ali. i feel like... i am the exact demographic for this

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[duelled]

i heard a barista say she hates eggs earlier today and i almost turned around in the starbucks to ask her how dare she

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[ulixes]

cw for kas and her extremely bad taste

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[sheepish]

no, i am just a fellow Egg Enthusiast. i really love deviled eggs but the process of making them was 10x longer than it took for me to gobble them all down :( i'm bout ready to buy this damn two tier egg cooker so i can make TWELVE. that's TWENTY-FOUR DEVILED EGGS I CAN SHOVE IN MY MOUTH.

i also feel like they're way easier to peel? because you have to puncture the top of the eggs so the steam cooks the eggs from the inside or sOMETHING I'M NOT A SCIENTIST, but!!! it's my favorite specialized kitchen appliance i've ever owned.

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[ulixes]

boil eggs.......... without water :O

i was going to be like "yall need to get on my electric kettle level" but what if....... i didnt have to use agua for my eggies

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[sheepish]

** technically there's water

you just have to pour a lil bit of water into the machine for it to make steam. but you don't gotta boil a huge fuckoff pot of water just to cover the eggs.