nahh, we're just running down to the courthouse and it feels weird to have a wedding registry when we're not having an actual wedding

i'd love a waffle iron tho because my bf doesn't understand my love of specialized kitchen appliances. i have a kitchen appliance that's called the egg devil and its only function is to boil eggs without water in ~10 mins. i thought he threw it away because i couldn't find it and that was the only real time there was unrest in our household

i found it the other day stashed behind my liquor bottles, oops