MEME TIME

[get_fucked]

QUICK RULES:

• This is STRICTLY NON CANON and based off of this gorgeous post.


• You can go ahead and use something ICly if you want to just make sure all parties agree!


• It's BANG - MARRY - KILL and those are the only options, bruh.


• Post a COMMENT with your characters name and other people will give you a list of three


• HAVE FUN??? THATS A RULE!


• idk i think thats it HAVE FUN ILU


• I WANT TO ADD: THE RESPONSES CAN BE DONE ICLY OR OOCLY, BUT THIS IS NOT A CANON THING, NONE OF THIS REALLY HAPPENS IN GAME. that's what i meant. sorry for the confusion guys :(

Comments

Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[professionalcorpse]

i tried for a decent balance of accents to really-hard-to-murder here. i am expecting a deep and well thought-out response.

dudes: levi, calvin, jeffy

ladies: addy, ari, pippa

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Mean.

Do I have to show my work?

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[professionalcorpse]

you can give the sparknotes.

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Okay, okay. Let's see.

Guys:
Marry Calvin - He'll make me study until I'm an overachiever like him, I'll get to listen to him talk, and he's fun to rile up. Bonus: cute glasses.

Bang Levi - He knows what he's doing, duh. Plus, we're already friends so it'll be less weird. Plus plus, I don't want to kill him.

Kill Jeffy - He has no accent and we're not especially close. He was sort of doomed from the start.

Gals:
Marry Ari - She's really pretty and she knows what she wants and that accent. She's ~mysterious~ and keeps me on my toes. It would never be boring. Bonus: she doesn't want to play ghost-hunter like everyone else in our year.

Bang Addy - Benevolent Potion Goddess and Ilvermorny friend. Being married would be weird, but she's pretty and 'friend with benefits' is a thing, right? And I don't want to kill her either.

Kill Pippa - Super cute and super sweet. Also that accent. But I don't know her that well. So.

What do you say, Dr. Lacroix? A+?

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[professionalcorpse]

in terms of thought process? yeah, definite a+ material. well done.

i'd disagree in some places, but that's just a matter of personal preferences. not for dudes, though. total agreement for the guys. i mean, i'd feel super bad about murdering jeffy, since he's like the nicest person ever? but, yeah. your reasoning is solid.

my lady-taste is probably different due to not wanting to bang ladies in general?

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Come on. I don't even get a



or something? I put a lot some a bit of effort into that!

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[professionalcorpse]

fine. FINE.



your taste is amazing and your thoughts are both deep and inspiring.

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[get_fucked]

Issy, Fern, Joanna

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Marry Issy, bang Fern, kill Jo.

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[cant_even]

♥

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[lilwitchhazel]

Bash, Todd, and Solo!

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Mean.

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Fine, fine. Okay.

Marry Solo, bang Todd, kill Bash. (You still kissed my brother and that's still weird.)

Gavin Ogletree

[theniceboy]

poor bash. I'd marry you, Bash

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[professionalcorpse]

aw, thanks! i'd marry you too, dude. our children would be incredibly well-read.

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[quickbuck]

Micah, Wilde, Casey

Re: Gavin Ogletree

[gavogletree]

Marry Wilde, bang Casey (have you seen him? no brainer!) , kill Micah.