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mr. ass ([personal profile] dogspotting) wrote in [community profile] goose_ooc 2017-03-04 01:30 am (UTC)

overalls

pros:
  • deep pocket on ya chest for storing snacks & catching food crumbs to eat later
  • deep pants pockets for stickin ya hands in when u don't know what 2 do w/them while standing idle/taking a photo
  • deep back pockets for putting even more knickknacks in
  • don't gotta wear a belt
  • don't gotta worry about muffin top rollin out of the sides
  • don't gotta worry how cute the shirt under it looks bc nobody can really see it
  • makes u look agriculturally savvy

    cons:
  • when ya sittin on the toilet, you gotta hold it up so it doesn't all slouch to the floor and into a mysterious wet puddle of unknown liquid
  • if your suspenders are too tight, you get a front-to-back wedgie
  • if the shirt underneath is too short, your hip shows and somebody can prob see ur underwear thru the lil gap it makes

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