CRACKSHIP AU where they're at some party gettin a lil bit fucked up maybe smokin a bowl and ulysses says something moronic so chris makes fun of him and ulysses gets super assed up about it as usual and stands up to push him maybe start a fight but when he puts his hand on chris' chest ~*the touch is electric*~ and they end up just like making out on a log for an hour

whaddup papi