as casey thinks romance is BOOOORING, i have replaced every instance of "romantic" with "sick" and "relationship" with "good time."
Name: CASEY Patterson What do they look for in a person?: His app states Casey says, "yeah but are they hot?" and I stand by that. If he's eyeing someone it's because they're fit and they're confident (shy can be ok but self-deprecating losers need NOT apply he gives ZERO shits about you). He doesn't have so much 'a type' as 'an appreciation for the human form, especially when it's a good one and he can grind against it.' What do they find sick?: Playing hard to get is ALSO BORING! He likes people who are forward! He likes people who don't expect him to put in hours of effort just to know them the way he wants! Usually he likes it when he feels like the one who is In Charge and Knows Shit, though a role reversal in those respects can be 👌 Who do they have a crush on?: good fuck there aren't enough hours in eternity MOVING ON Are they seeing someone right now?: lol no are you serious THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER What are they like in a good time?: Unconditionally open and respectful when laying ground rules, then ready to have fun. Leaves as soon as it stops being siiick. Doesn't give a flying fuck about ~emotions~ or ~feelings-y shit.~ Takes charge unless it's a specific situation where he's cool with not being in charge. Does not get attached. Does not get jealous. Anything else?: bro GIF Challenge: LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS.
i bet you thought i was going to use a shirtless gif. HA!!!
CASEY Patterson
Name: CASEY Patterson
What do they look for in a person?: His app states Casey says, "yeah but are they hot?" and I stand by that. If he's eyeing someone it's because they're fit and they're confident (shy can be ok but self-deprecating losers need NOT apply he gives ZERO shits about you). He doesn't have so much 'a type' as 'an appreciation for the human form, especially when it's a good one and he can grind against it.'
What do they find sick?: Playing hard to get is ALSO BORING! He likes people who are forward! He likes people who don't expect him to put in hours of effort just to know them the way he wants! Usually he likes it when he feels like the one who is In Charge and Knows Shit, though a role reversal in those respects can be 👌
Who do they have a crush on?: good fuck there aren't enough hours in eternity MOVING ON
Are they seeing someone right now?: lol no are you serious THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER
What are they like in a good time?: Unconditionally open and respectful when laying ground rules, then ready to have fun. Leaves as soon as it stops being siiick. Doesn't give a flying fuck about ~emotions~ or ~feelings-y shit.~ Takes charge unless it's a specific situation where he's cool with not being in charge. Does not get attached. Does not get jealous.
Anything else?: bro
GIF Challenge: LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS.
i bet you thought i was going to use a shirtless gif. HA!!!