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[solveforx]

HI THERE. My name is Jenny. I am absolutely a human and not a sentient neural network comprised of tumblr porn bots and smart refrigerators. I am freshly 31 and a professional intern wrangler and technology facilitator for physicians. I like cats, video games, making gifs and Sameer Gadhia's delicious voice, which is like the voice version of hair in a shampoo commercial.

I will be playing senior Ribbonfin meathead, Xavier Lewis. These creaky old bones are 8 years out of practice for online RP, so I appreciate your patience while I remember how to interact with other people. I AM REALLY EXCITED TO GET STARTED. Here are some KEWL FACTS about Xavier:

+ Zav is a mathematical genius. He is...not so great at most other things. But, by golly, if you need some large integers quickly calculated by a human being instead of a calculator, he's your man.
+ He is in the following classes: Hermeticism, History of Magic, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Magical Rudiments, Animagus Studies (Pangolin), Independent Study - Arithmancy
+ He is in the following clubs: Quidditch (Reserve); Boating; LARP; Dueling & Fencing; Gaming
+ He is constantly sustaining serious injuries because he is clumsy, distracted and not just danger prone but, like, idk, consciously re-enacting that "Dumb Ways to Die" video from Australia's transit authority.
+ He is originally from Huntington, WV but currently resides in Long Island, NY. He has an Appalachian accent. If you listen to any of the MBMBAM podcasts, Justin is the most likely to swing into it.
+ His mother is the MACUSA representative for WVA and she is A SHARK. Figuratively. His dad is basically a wizard CPA. He has a little sister named Nisha and he is pretty sure he hasn't actually seen her face in 5 years because it is always glued to a phone screen.
+ He is always eating.
+ Personality-wise, Xavier would make a good stand in for Pauly Shore in an 80s teen movie. He is very nice, fun loving, eccentric, a bit of an airhead and easy to manipulate. A little bit of a doormat.

JUST SOME PLOT THOUGHTS:
+ Xavier gets some amount of tutoring in every class but Transmutation (and Animagus Studies), so if anyone is interested in being a tutor...TADA.
+ I mentioned in Xavier's history that he has "found himself in relationships" via having an inability to say no to people and then was immediately completely miserable so it probably fell apart within a week. Suuuper fun, I know. If anyone is interested, let me know.
+ Xavier has been campaigning since September for a "Senior Jorts Day" in the spring, where all the seniors wear the top halves of their uniform as normal but also wear jorts (preferably cut off with the pockets dangling out of course). He keeps calling it "The THIGHlight of the year."

OKAY I HAVE RAMBLED ENOUGH. I'M OUT.

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let's see if i can do this while very not sober. (ha ha i never can but i'll always try~~~)

[quinning]

aleena needs to get on this shit because if xavier and jesse aren't awesome weirdo pals i'll EAT MY HAT.

HEY JENNY, I'M KAS! WELCOME~~~

the most relevant connection would be quinn cunningham! this journal! (the difficulty i had in typing her name should have told me that i should not be doing this now! lol! no chance! ok! carrying on!) she's an azurcrest in his year, in some of his classes, also quid reserve (SAD.) she's an academic overachiever who studies HARDCORE and WAY TOO MUCH, but also spends way too much time obsessing over athletics and partying. :| basically she has no off switch? idk. she's a serious prefect (parties excepted, they are sacred) and has a very sarcastic sense of humour that may be misinterpreted as being mean. :( but she isn't always mean, i promise. :( idek. this isn't helping. she's at goose on an ~academic scholarship~ so if he needed a tutor in hermeticism or astronomy she'd be there! (don't ask her to tutor you in potions, xavier, it's a b.a.d.i.d.e.a. -- also the name of my new hip hop group.)

also kurt wolfhart (lovekurts), who is a ribbonfin junior! he's very sweet and non-confrontational, a shy dude with a stutter. he loves the outdoors(!) and animals(!!!!!) and just wants everybody to have a good time, ok? this year he's trying to be New Kurt and break out of that timid shell. his dad works at the MACUSA headquarters in NYC and he spends some time there as a result. i can see him liking xavier a lot and wondering "how does he do it???" but also "can i do it, but without hurting myself so much???" he's also a drama geek.

and finally, casey patterson! (sunsoutgunsout), coppertale junior! he is a BRO. he gets all his confidence from feeling In Control and doesn't feel bad if he has to belittle someone to get there. if he doesn't feel threatened he's a social (if not terribly smart) guy who dances CONSTANTLY and flirts with anything that might move. WHILE HE WOULD NOT NORMALLY HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH XAVIER... his nerd passion is a d&d campaign through gaming! current party is here! he loves to GM because of the challenges players present him, and if xavier wants in, he's in. :{ rafael's already in it and also a min-maxer so i'm sure their adventures are JUST SO GREAT, ALL THE TIME. (casey is also on the road to being woke as fuck thanks to his v patient tutor, cricket.)

Re: let's see if i can do this while very not sober. (ha ha i never can but i'll always try~~~)

[solveforx]

HELLO Oh my goodness there are so many posts in this game wow.

Xavier is probably just sort of 8O at Quinn and her ability to do all the things and keep going. He finds it a bit intimidating. I'm sure she has had to dole out some PREFECT JUSTICE to him in the past. I would love to have her tutor him in Hermeticism!

Considering both Kurt and Xavier have a history of being dragged to MACUSA events they don't want to attend, it is possible they have bonded from time to time when stuck at those sorts of things? Xavier would happily listen to Kurt talks about bugs and horses and stuff.

AND YES XAVIER WANTS TO BE IN YOUR GAME CASEY. HE WANTS TO LAUGH MANIACALLY WHILE DROPPING 28d6 FROM A FOOT OFF THE TABLE FOR A SINGLE SPELL. Oh yes the delicious sound of scattering plastic cubes.

[quinning]

yes, hello, so many posts.

hurray! tutoring it is! and don't worry xavier, the end result is probably a lot of stress, dealing with it in unhealthy ways, and crashing and burning. yay. :3

yes, that sounds rad! kurt's also close to xavier's senior fin tabitha for the same reason, so there's probably been a fair amount of chances for them to hang out on breaks due to Stupid Stuffy Events.

AWESOMEEEEEEE he takes that as a CHALLENGE!