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I'm sorry I just kinda vanished there for a while, y'all! I've had bronchitis for a week now and I haven't done anything but marathon netflix and take naps with my dog. You'd think (I definitely thought, anyway) that staying home from work for a week, I'd have gotten ALL THE RP DONE but I didn't feel like doing aaaaanything that required brainpower. I'm starting to try to get caught up with all my rp stuff now, but if anything needs my attention, feel free to point me in that direction.

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They didn't let me keep it. They didn't even give me my gallstones!

Shit that's lame. They didn't let me keep my wisdom teeth either.

What are they even doing with the parts?

Making mecha us.

Well in that case, they can proceed!

SLIGHTLY RELEVANT:

When I was like 4 my brother (who is 19 YEARS OLDER THAN ME) told me the tooth fairy was actually an ax wielding murderer. First, she'd take my teeth, sure. But then she'd pluck out my eyes. Then she'd hack off pieces of me, one by one. And use them, if she ever got them all, to rebuild an evil me that would kill my friends and family. So I hid my fucking teeth everywhere for months, like in the dryer and the freezer and everywhere.

I kind of love that story. I hope you found all of your teeth and it wasn't like three years later they reappeared in the freezer.

I think my parents found most of them. I wasn't a very good hider, apparently. I shoulda like buried them in the yard but I'd just like, stick them under couch cushions. Then when my parents found them I'd sob and be like, "THEY AREN'T MINE!!" Like who the fuck else was losing teeth.

Haha, some mysterious person was coming into your house and leaving teeth. It's the opposite of the tooth fairy.

That is creepy af

I bet there's a horror movie like that.

If not, there should be.

We could make one.

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