goose_ooc | family member meme

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player: kas

family member meme

In mere weeks we'll be torturing our poor characters with family visits. What fun! This optional meme (cleverly disguised as an... OOC/OOC?) is designed for two purposes:

(1) Ask for help in finding the perfect PB for your character's parents and/or guardians, or provide that aid to others.
(2) Show off your cleverly-devised family PBs!

No one's family PB choices should be taken as sacred. People are allowed to choose the same parental PB as someone else, or people are allowed to later app with a PB someone's already picked for their NPC sibling. Nothing here is taken as sacred! It's just fun. Cool? Cool.

INSTRUCTIONS

If you'd like a hand finding PB(s):
» Fill out and post the form in REQUEST PB HELP.

If you'd like to help others find PB(s):
» Browse REQUEST PB HELP and help an android out.

If you've already decided on PB(s) for your characters' relations
OR If you sought help and were successful:
» Fill out and post the other form in SHOW OFF YOUR PB(S).

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

freddy, this is your maybe-uncle. good dude, but makes more bad decisions than sy. that's saying a lot.

don't listen to him :/

Freddy just pick ribbonfin, Rosy will look out for you, Rosy will set you up for success, THESE OTHER HOUSES JUST LEAD TO RUIN

no matter what house he goes into, Rosy is going to look every member in the eye and warn them if they harm a single hair on his head, there will be consequences

Sy is just going post a PSA on his journal like HEY ASSHOLES IF YOU FUCK WITH THIS KID I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

Freddy is going to cover his face and be like "i don't know them"

On breaks he's probably like UGH, MY WEIRD OLDER SIBLINGS ARE COMING HOME, they totally ruin my game.

that's only because sy's bad decisions require more adult intervention. diego likes to keep his destruction limited strictly to his personal life and sense of self-worth.

..... unless it's sledding AND SEE THAT'S WHERE HE MADE HIS MISTAKE

SUDDENLY A FEW ADULTS ARE CONCERNED

sledding is exactly why sy and rosy are forbidding freddy from going into azurcrest

this is a bad legacy, don't be like tío diego

FREDDY WHY ARE YOU LISTENING SO INTENTLY TO DIEGO.

FREDDY YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO AZURCREST

freddy is going into azurcrest just to get away from how overbearing his weird older siblings are

I'm basically just imagining Freddy as this cat now

f u c k

but is that not
the most stoker thing ever

sounds like an azurcrest

Freddy, look away.

I don't want you to remember how hard tío diego cried when I kicked his teeth in.

you don't even need to kick him that hard to bring on the waterworks

SEE FREDDY, THIS IS THE KIND OF CHARACTER AZURCREST BUILDS, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO TURN INTO.

(in the meantime Freddy probably fucked off already to get high with the Azurcrest prefects)

DIEGO IS A SENSITIVE ARTIST AND HE LOVES ROSY AND SY AND FREDDY WHO HE JUST MET

(godspeed, freddy, diego will throw himself on the sword, aka rosy's foot, so you can escape)

Don't worry gooseberry of next year, there's no such thing as a Stoker that isn't kind of shitty

This one's just adorable about it

fyi headcanon exists where freddy happens upon quinn and jesse who are about to get high, and they teach him to roll a joint, thus ruining him FOREVER.

i'm not saying it's actually happening, but just know that it's been thought

is it your headcanon or alex's headcanon because i mean

i feel like
freddy is a stoker
with a shitton of free time because his bro and sis are gone 10 months out of the year
he is very precocious and capable for a 13 year old

like... there's a chance he already knows how to roll a joint is what i'm saying

both of us and a lot of alcohol.

DOES FREDDY BLOW THEIR MINDS WITH A MORE EFFICIENT TECHNIQUE???

Freddy probably makes other people roll his joints.

Because I'm just saying I lived in norcal for a long ass time and

I still don't fucking know what I'm doing

stoker joint rolling competition tho

no you're right this is like how stoker macaroni ornament competition works out, they get competitive about it and it's still shitty

Freddy volunteers to judge the competition and declares them both Weed Wasters.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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