THE MEDDLER'S ALMANAC

[chryseis]

With the flood of new players (hi! yay!!), I thought it might be nice to have a concise place to talk about our character's relationships. The Winter Formal is coming up, you guys!!! Honestly, I just didn't wanna risk stepping on anybody's toes in my OOC attempt to fill people in or Cricket's IC attempt to relinquish her Queen Meddler Crown to Bae. I know we just did a Wanted Lines meme and we have lots of intros to sift through, so this can be very brief. Basically, just include what you think a student who reads the journals regularly/has working eyeballs would know about your character's relationships so far.

Character Name:
House and Year:
Sexuality: If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality.
Bestest Buds: Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups.
Notable Past Relationships: Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past?
Current Relationship Status: Are they single or spoken for?
The Messy Bits: Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill???
Anything Else: Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know?
A Cute GIF of Your Character: Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

<b>Character Name:</b> <b>House and Year:</b> <b>Sexuality:</b> If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality. <b>Bestest Buds:</b> Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups. <b>Notable Past Relationships:</b> Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past? <b>Current Relationship Status:</b> Are they single or spoken for? <b>The Messy Bits:</b> Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill??? <b>Anything Else:</b> Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know? <b>A Cute GIF of Your Character:</b> Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

Comments

[bambae]

i was literally about to say that the most formal shit chris owns is his school uniform. And probably would've worn that to any formal dance anyway. Because he also doesn't get hand me downs, because he's the runt of his family.

That's fucking adorable tho. Let's hope chris doesn't try to steal a page from levi's book and ask rosy to not go to the formal by waving a bag of weed at her. But is levi gonna go to the winter formal with cecil since it's an adorable dance and it's cecil is the question we all have here.

Also - off topic, but i've been thinking about gifts for levi's birthday and literally all i came up with was a bag of weed and A bag of dicks (link sliiiightly nsfw on account of it's literally self explanatory).

[bambae]

and also mufasa for like a week or whenever mufasa feels like coming home, mufasa don't cur mufasa do what she wants

[sheepish]

jfaskldjf CHRIS SHOULD DO IT, BUT IS HE GONNA BE BUMMED BY MEMORIES? And, yeah, Levi's gonna ask Cecil to the dance. He's probably gonna call in favors like he did for the Halloween thing and ask someone to make a suit for him or he might borrow something from the theatre department because he likes flashy anyway. I already know what he's gonna wear and it's ridiculous so the theatre department would make sense. He's blown all his money on gifts for Cecil's Hanukkah presents already.

Honestly, Levi would be super pleased with those gifts. WE'VE GOTTEN THE BAG OF DICKS BEFORE, they're stupidly expensive for the tiny bag they come in and they don't taste v good but Levi would treasure them.

[bambae]

um chris is always bummed by memories lbr he didn't even realize he had the capacity to be this bummed by memories emotions are not fair. what? he's not trying to steadily replace levi. That's completely crazy and super selfish of him what.

But good, bc i imagine chris has gotten levi some kind of dick candy for as long as they've been friends. Every Holiday. with a note attached to whatever candy like: 'suck a dick' attached to a dick lollipop. So this is not only hilarious, but also a very pointed fact that chris is maintaining their friendship and tradition of dick candy. just pretend these taste like good gummy bears instead of how they taste in real life.

[bambae]

This is also levi's present though; chris is over here doing the lord's work

[gdilevi]

LMAO I SAW

[gdilevi]

Chris is steadily replacing Levi while Levi worms his way back in just as the wounds are about to close, because he's terrified of being forgotten and replaced. BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY SUPER SELFISH.

I'll have to think of an appropriately inappropriate gifting tradition to counter Dicksmas. (AND APPROPRIATELY TAG IT NSFW SO NOBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE IT WON'T CLICK IT *THUMBS UP*)

also, they're wizards so omfg I bet there's some fantastic gag gifts to choose from.

[bambae]

Chris is trying SO hard to forget and replace Levi and every time Levi worms his way back in Chris completely drops his attempts because he really likes the attention. but rosy already punched him in the face levi, your place in chris's heart actually might be in jeopardy that's probably a definite lie

chris is gonna find a way to actually give levi some kind of pot edible dick for actual dicksmas, and actually say 'happy dicksmas' when he gives it to him. Just a beautiful dick brownie probably. this is the actual reason he doesn't suck at baking, you can't ask your mom to bake you an illegal brownie in the shape of a dick. she just won't understand that kind of request.

[dooomcookie]