THIS. IS. CASEYDOME.

[sunsoutgunsout]

HELLO, GOOSEBERRY. Kas here! I usually play Kurt and Quinn and I wanted to round out all possible hard "K" sounds with my third character.

Say hello to Casey G. Patterson. Coppertale. Junior. Cheer Squad. Douchebro. He is 1/2 of Gooseberry's most ultimate, and most excellent, bromance.

• Concept: "Dancer-turned-Dungeon Master seeks control, good time, shirtless existence, beer pong."
• From New Beacon Hill, Seattle, WA. Went to Lake Union Prep. Was an asshole there to many people.
• Casey likes to be IN CONTROL. He will push buttons to get there, he will throw out gossip to get there, and he will try very hard to stay there. But he's also not very bright, which is good news for the rest of pretty much the entire world.
• Came to Gooseberry to BE THE ALPHA MALE. Within a year was deferring to Sy. Claims he is mostly okay with it. He is not mostly okay with it.
• He's a contemporary dancer learning to Stop Worrying And Love The (Ballet) Barre. Will pester Ty to incorporate all dance movez/skillz possible into routines. Is gunning for Captain next year.
• Party animal, loves beer pong, will always do dares, will dance and/or/and flirt with anything that moves.
• Uhhhhhhh despite his brotastic personality, he is an enthusiastic Dungeon Master for Gaming's Dungeons & Dragons group. He no longer tries to control the PCs and likes the challenge of building a campaign to accommodate them.
• Tries to take his shirt off as much as humanly possible, and then keeps trying.
• Not very book smart. Short attention span for written words. Likes to work with his hands.
• Middle child of 5, upper-middle class son of Quodpot broom startup power couple, partly raised by Irish grandfather, guilty (read: extremely selective) Catholic
• Has a massive ragdoll cat named Hugo that acts like a dog. Fetch included.

He takes Charms, Herbology, Outdoor Education, Artificing, Aesthetic Magic, and Wizard Literature. (Timetable.)
He's in Cheer, Gaming (only for D&D), Duelling & Fencing, and Drama (only to do movement, never acting.) (Profile.)
I am open for ALL OF THE PLOTS except for #1 ultimate bro-friends-4ever because sry but J snatched that spot up real quick. (Dropbox.)

• Friends. Pals. Party-only friends.
• Exes (Casey will hit on anything that seems to be human and is definitely hot; has never been in a monogamous relationship; has only ever slept with/"banged" anyone)
• People Casey bullied that have now made peace with the fact that he isn't the Worst Bully anymore, and simply a douchebag
• People Casey bullied who are like, so over him
• RIVALS OF SOME SORT?
• EVERYTHIIIING

ok so I got the accepted email while I was brushing my teeth so I'm gonna post this, post his first post that I already had written maybe and hit the hay.

Comments

[threatens]

ok first of all no you are wrong about patterson/wood being the most excellent bromance

[bambae]

Because that's clearly chris/levi now that they're strictly bros

[threatens]

IS IT REALLY STRICTLY BROS THO

but i'm talking junior year here, specifically junior coppertale boys cabin

SY AND REID WON THAT MUD WRASSLE TAG-TEAM FTR I AM DECIDING THIS AS A MOD

[sunsoutgunsout]

they totally are tho

the quality of a bromance is defined by collective pecs. patterson/wood winz.

[threatens]

ok i'm sorry for prompting a dumbass discussion on your intro FYI I LOVE CASEY SO MUCH lmao as i was reading through both casey and jacob, it was just me repeatedly going "oh. my god. oh??? my god????? OH. MY. GOD."

(i can't believe you jerks picked matching birthdays omg)

SY... likes casey? possibly? ok so i'm imagining they reached an agreement after freshman year that sy is Better In Every Way but casey keeps needling him in various ways and sometimes they tussle because boys are stupid and WHAT IS CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATION. but sy tends to get over things pretty easily..... until this year, now that he is gearing up to hate jacob, and jacob and casey are bros, and point is, LINES ARE BEING DRAWN IN THIS CABIN.

MINA doesn't think much of him because he seems like an idiot. :(

RAVI's opinion miiight depend a little on how casey handled those mandatory two months in larp, since ravi's v protective of larp. on the other hand, if rafael likes casey, then ravi probably will too? they don't have a ton of overlap (duelling/fencing) but in all likelihood ravi is friendly :o

MICAH tends to avoid anyone in coppertale who's older than a sophomore tbh. he's a weird kid, so you could pick on him if you want, but micah isn't really satisfying to bully since he'll either say he's ignoring you or he'll seem like he actually enjoys it??? idk it depends on how fun someone is

[browbeats]

Rosy hates how attracted to him she is. Goddammit.

Riley says PUT YOUR FUCKING SHIRT ON, WHY ARE BOYS ALWAYS TAKING THEIR SHIRTS OFF???

ROBIN'S IN YER GAME BRO.

that's how my r names feel about him

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nate: *has moved to fiji*

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Trixie says sup D&D and cheer! My god their cheer team is filling up. This is great.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Casey is one of Rafael's dance children, so he's inclined to be fond of him but I imagine there's some tension there because they're both control freaks and Rafael's very alpha in dance. A quieter alpha than Sy, BUT STILL. He's also a control freak in Gaming Club and LARP and long story short Casey has a lot of Rafael trying to knock him back down to look forward to SORRY.

Reid is... Reid. He doesn't want to fight over whose bromance is best. I imagine he's actually pretty fine with Casey but Sy's always dragging him into these stupid wrestling matches ughhhhhh. Reid may have been up for making out with Casey in the past before Sy yelled at him to stop this year because LINES ARE BEING DRAWN.

Diego will know him a little through Drama and general party shenanigans!

Aaaaaand Calvin just hates him on account of being a Coppertale junior boy who seems to be buddies with Sy. He could have bullied Calvin if you want but Calvin's Not Over It if that's the case. NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGET.

[sunsoutgunsout]

casey just has to learn how to dig in his heels
and maybe also assert his dominance in beer pong

haha, yes, sooounds good.

yay!

CASEY DOESN'T GET WHY CALVIN'S GOT SUCH A STICK UP HIS ASS HE WAS JUST HAVING FUN

[quinning]

i had a thought about rafael and casey! if they're both control freaks, i bet casey tries to win back any control he thinks he lost during barre by trying to BLOW RAFAEL'S MIND every time rafael tries to control the D&D game. WITH AWESOME PLOT TWISTS AND TURNS. does it actually work? to be continued.

[chryseis]

Cricket hates everything about this human being and yet I want her to like him anyway >:(((( What do I do???

[chryseis]

Maybe she tutors him and has learned to enjoy him like a really bad dog.

[gdilevi]

I love him already omg.

Leviiii would adore him. He likes Sy and he gets along with the asshole types. (Okay, he gets along with most everyone lbr) He'd have been down for hooking up if Casey was, especially at parties, but I thiiink he's said somewhere that Chris is the only one he's slept with that still goes to this school (and he's only had ~3 partners total) so he could've done everything but if you want that sort of line. EITHER WAY, Levi likes him a lot. They're also in drama club together!

Magggieeeeeeee thinks he's a headache and a half unless Cricket openly likes him. BUT if he's ever bullied Calvin then he's automatically on her shitlist and she'll be keepin an eye on him.

[sunsoutgunsout]

THESE THINGS ALL SOUND GOOD & yes he has definitely openly bullied calvin, but prob not for a while.

[chryseis]

I DON'T KNOW YET! She probably thinks he is annoying but is also desperate for approval b/c she is an emotional vampire

[addytives]

Hiiiii!!! So he is awesome. Addy would think he is super fun and they could be friends? She would gently nudge away from actual bullying though :( He is also the kind of person she would randomly hook up with once or twice then never again so maybe this?

And Leo honestly is reminded of his brother who tried out for Jersey Shore that time and it's all very weird. He would like him well enough but probably not bother trying to be close or anything

[sunsoutgunsout]

yes! he can be nudged away from bullying fairly easy if addy distracts him with how awesome he is. he's like a very narcissistic magpie. and 👍 to the makeouts. but also can they have a secret wizard lit book club study group where they gossip about the books before class because the plots were just so good and they just can't help it

casey would 100% have tried out for jersey shore if he could. sorry leo.

[noblewon]

CAMERON WANTS TO BE HIS PARTY FRIEND.

Tess is keeping an eye on you.

Chloe is probably hiding.

WE CAN TALK MORE DETAILS, I JUST CAN'T BRAIN RN.

[bambae]

I thought I actually responded to this like a normal person? Like I vividly remember typing out an actual response. SO VIVIDLY. i don't know if ij ate it and i just didn't notice? idk idk if this is a duplicate, deal with it

So I feel like on a personal level, chris probably hates this kid. Because he's an idiot and an asshole. So he's prolly sarcastic as fuck with him. But I also feel like they can be party bros because chris loves everybody when he's drunk. And since Chris's sex life is dry as fuck, he's also prolly gonna initiate trying to bang this kid. Because at least he looks good lol

Olivia is in some of his classes and activities (and his house), and she's low key intimidating and also gay so none of casey's charms are likely to work on her. But she's also super optimistic and believes Casey can do anything if he puts his mind to it. So she's prolly given him points for stupid shit before.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

MORE ROOMIES YAY. MORE COPPERTALE CHEERLEADERS YAY.

[puphart]

ALSO MORE FRENCH POUR VOUS

i know that the minority language is typically spanish in the states but i don't speak spanish and his mom is haitian-american so casey gets to speak french.

[cheerpowers]

O.M.G.

I'm dying of plague so I'll properly respond later but OMG I LOVE HIS FACE AND YOU FOR BRINGING HIM HERE

<3 <3 <3

[orangepip]

omggg I love Casey so much I am crying ACTUAL TEARS over his app.

Pippa thinks bullying is Not Cool but Casey could successfully distract her by taking off his shirt, I think.

Etta can probably handle Casey's brotastic personality long enough to bang him.

And Coralee IS ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED TO HAVE CASEY IN PLAY. They sound pretty similar in terms of pushing people's buttons, having unkind senses of humour, etc. PLEASE CAN THEY BE BITCHY TOGETHER??? I can see these two playing off each other and really enjoying causing trouble, but at the same time neither one is willing to concede to the other? CORALEE'S AN ALPHA FEMALE, Y'KNOW.

[sunsoutgunsout]

YAAAY TY

all 3 = a+, esp. coralee. THEY CAN TOTALLY BE BITCHY TOGETHER. coraleee is i think more conniving too, so she can probably take advantage of casey's ... lower intelligence. they should absolutely be competitive snipes.