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I'm making an OOC award and I'm giving it to Aleena and Cheryl. And also to Ali, for inspiring such masterpieces.

I screamed when Diego posted his name

And then again when he followed it up

Marin and I have joked that Sy and Diego really are related because they share an inexplicable need to be irrationally self-destructive IT MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE ALLENDE MEN

Don't have sons, Rosy, is what I'm saying.

Oh no what is Freddy getting up to back in California

is he more of a ROSY or a SY? that's the million dollar question!!!!!

or has he found a different hideous stoker coping mechanism

maybe freddy is just a chill ass stoner, don't harsh his buzz

LMAO HE PROBABLY IS

if this game ever goes into a second year, freddy will be a freshman and so easy to npc. i bet he gets sorted into azurcrest.

freddy is the biggest disappointment

and they're always like "goddammit freddy you're making us look bad"

I just wanted to give you an important update on this.

Rosy grows up, has twin boys, hates her life. She should have listened to you.

oh my god sy is an uncle :'))))

he's going to teach those boys how to play quidditch :')))))))))))

She drops them off at his place like, you deal with my terrible children today, they're exactly like you, asshole

HE LOVES THEM, THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE HIM

also a) what do you mean they're not literally next door neighbours, why would you ever want a healthy distance from your twin rosy

and b) it'll be great, they can play with uncle reid. uncle reid being the swan who lives in the pond behind sy's house because reid doesn't believe birds need jobs and no one else is going to put up with him

THERE WAS A LAW PASSED SPECIFICALLY FORBIDDING THEM FROM LIVING WITHIN A MILE IF EACH OTHER. not after that wildfire they started.

And also Reid is right, birds don't need jobs, LIVE YOUR DREAMS UNCLE REID. AND ALSO LET THE STOKER TWINS REDUX PULL OUT YOUR FEATHERS.

stoker twins redux just makes me think rosy married ferdinand and sy bullied him into taking rosy's surname

He would have to change his to Ayers-Stoker bc a real Stoker wouldn't be such a pussy and give in like that.

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