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Hello there, this is Emma and I needed a boy. Finally.

So this is Jeremiah Rasmussen, senior Ribbonfin slacker and cheerleader. His family is fairly well known in the yachting world and he basically just doesn't give a crap about much because he'd rather just sit on the beach and sail around the world. He's from a tiny island off the coast of Nantucket and went to Ilvermorny and was in Horned Serpent, so if you went there I'm sure you would have seen his punchable face there. Basically nothing bothers him, no one can really get to him but you are welcome to try.

Ras is in the least amount of classes he could take (Charms, Hermeticism, Transfiguration, Astronomy) and is working on being an Animagus (fennic fox)! He sails, he has a plane, he just figures his life is sorted with money and working with the family business of a whole bunch of yachting stuff so he's just here to relax and be happy.

Got anything you need, Ras is here to help. He happily gives away his things to people so if you like something he owns, it's basically yours. Also he has a seagull pet that sort of just disappears for weeks at a time.

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I just want to punch his face so bad.

Goddamnit, Cricket probably gets along with him super well.

His face is just....so punchable.

I'm not saying he's lightly based on another rich lazy boy who wants to be a pirate but I'm not going to deny it.

Okay I love you emma. And idk, Chris is just a mess right now so i don't even know. Basically, jeremiah has all of the makings of somebody Chris would hate? But I feel like he probably doesn't hate Jeremiah? I mean when they were freshmen, he probably wanted to punch the kid in the face (and very well could have if you're cool with that) but I feel like Ras is just so chill and free with his shit that they could be friends now? i dunno.

Outside of Chris, there's Olivia, who is a junior and a prefect and probably really digs his chill exterior even tho she is the exact opposite of chill.

And Solomon loves everybody so he loves Ras.

Ooooooh nooooo!!! Now I have to make a super psychotic bitch with daddy issues to boss him around and steal him from Cricket.

His hair is great tho

robin accepts his sunglasses freely

and sells them on ebay when he gets home

Ugh, isn't it?

Cause Robin needs the money.

all of his money is buried somewhere on the compound

Oooooh god again! There will be no stealing as there is no possessing!

ugh that icon tho just heightens his punchability

Oh he could have punched Ras, Ras doesn't care. He would have just been like...want to get some ice cream now? He's just too forgiving. I say friends now because I can't see anyone hating Ras.

Chill will get you all sorts of awesome stuff, he's just so relaxed. I don't even know how to change that.

His heart belongs to the sea!

Ras would like to know if he needs some more coffee tins.

IT'S SO PUNCHABLE. I found his face and went...goddamn it Alex I need an asshole punchable face right?

WHO DOESN'T NEED MORE COFFEE TINS?

TRIXIE?

i'll be the judge of that

Clearly, as usual, you can't take the boat away from him. This time he also has a plane.

Omigod, he's so slappable!

chris would have been like 'yeah I want some fucking ice cream now' because it's just really hard to be a dick to somebody that's not aggressive. There's a fine line between being a dick and being a bully and that line is entirely aggression as far as chris is concerned, so he would have begrudgingly befriended ras.

And also sold his things on ebay because unlike robin, chris actually needs the money he has no intention of burying like a lunatic.

Octavia - who apparently enjoys rewarding points for humor and compliments (BECAUSE YOU NEED TO ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS OKAY), has probably already awarded Ras points for being chill as fuck at some point this year.

WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF HIS BOAT AND PLANE

THE WORLD MUST KNOW

Ice cream heals all wounds and Ras is more than happy to heal. He's also in dueling which just makes me laugh because I mean, look at him, he isn't about to hurt anyone.

Points for chill! All the points. He's like a goddamn igloo.

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