Aloha Goosebabies! Alles klar?

[waitingforsuperman]

Exhibit A: Max otw to tell you about his Great Idea™ (run)

 

Hey guys, it's Anya here. I know what you're thinking.



...and you're not wrong, oops.

But I'm here with Max Pendergast, middle bear! 



INTREPID ADVENTURER!
CRYPTID SEEKER! 
GHOST HUNTER!
PURSUER OF GOOSEY THE LAKE MONSTER!
TERRIFIED OF BIRDS!

Possibly Important Stuff:

-In a highly transparent attempt to get more lines, ya boi is King Doing The Most. I'm not even sorry about it xoxo
-He is on the Event Committee (useful for heavy lifting and dad jokes), Drama, LARP, and OE. And sometimes he trolls the Boating Club (but, like, lovingly).
-No he does not speak Actual German but he is Willing To Try For You
-He mad shreds on his ukelele. (He painted it himself, look at that alien sticker!)
-He grew up in a hippie commune in Hawaii and it was rad
-Max may, at some point (or even upon request), make up (is it really made up? u sure tho?) a fake (is it???) story about how he "fell" for your character, etc etc. very good for entertainment at Grotto Parties or encouraging a reluctant crush with some mild jealousy just in time for Valentine's Day idk DO WITH THIS WHAT YOU PLEASE
-Will piggyback the baby bears anywhere because he loves them
-He will draw a comic for you! (I will draw a comic for you and pretend that Max did it! Artistic talent not guaranteed!)
-Possibly the personification of Greenpeace

Lines wanted:
-GHOST HUNTING HANGING OUT. He has all this possibly terrifying homemade equipment and it works really well, guys!!
-Who thinks they're built Tonka Tuff Enough to go on a SURVIVAL SPRINT with this dude?? 
-@other bears: anything??
-If you need a line, hmu